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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff United States

Dude, gross!

Today, I found out that my lovely, amazing boyfriend likes to pee in everything other than the toilet. This includes: Hawaiian punch jugs, the sink, empty cans/bottles, and out of my window. FML

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He's saving you water by not using the toilet, come on OP it's the next biggest thing in being green!

Almighty_Chris97 6

Except guys don't require toilet paper to pee.

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Comments (213)

Find a better guy it's for the best

linkinpark98 24

That is disgusting & unsanitary! Barf!

You mean he pees in soda cans? I hope he can go from far away, or that's gonna hurt like a mofo

shawnaishere 14

Maybe he was just trying to be funny or maybe piss you off on purpose some guys like it when their girlfriends are mad.

My bf does the same thing haha

U have one ****** boyfriend offense

trolol678 3

SAVAGE!

I would probably do the same thing if I had a dong.

hateevryone 15

Sweetie he is not lovely nor amazing.