Dude, gross!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out that my lovely, amazing boyfriend likes to pee in everything other than the toilet. This includes: Hawaiian punch jugs, the sink, empty cans/bottles, and out of my window. FML
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Top comments

rocker_chick105 31

He's saving you water by not using the toilet, come on OP it's the next biggest thing in being green!

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Almighty_Chris97 6

Except guys don't require toilet paper to pee.

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Perdition 4

See, children, THIS is why you shouldn't procreate - who wants more of THAT in this world?

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ilaleahcim 6

If you agree with that you'll LOVE #37.

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studdmuffin1990 7

I pee in little tea cups... Not weird haha

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KeyboardWarrior 10

Very weird actually. You should switch places with the potty training 3 year old's mother. Looks like you need the help more than she does.

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jDCrackpot 7

How utterly vile, the dirty git. He's a man not a tom cat, what on earth is his excuse? Sounds like it's time for a serious conversation.

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DevilsTemptation 12

He likes marking his territory, atleast hes not peeing on you :S

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Angelous505 5

If he is marking his territory wouldn't it be a bad thing that he hasn't peed on her?

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Keliosan 6

She never said he didn't....

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ClosetTroll 10

If he has been at this for a while then how come the smell didn't give it away?

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KM96 24

Well this is for peeing ... Enough said

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edgestr 2

Better than being pissed on. Unless you are into that kind of thing.

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nofearjenshere 12

Everyone loves a golden shower!

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SkoomaKi 27

Bear Grylls would love OP's boyfriend...

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