Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Dude, gross!
Today, I found out that my lovely, amazing boyfriend likes to pee in everything other than the toilet. This includes: Hawaiian punch jugs, the sink, empty cans/bottles, and out of my window. FML
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rocker_chick105 31
He's saving you water by not using the toilet, come on OP it's the next biggest thing in being green!
Almighty_Chris97 6
Except guys don't require toilet paper to pee.
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Perdition 4
See, children, THIS is why you shouldn't procreate - who wants more of THAT in this world?
tbenson0628 14
i agree
ilaleahcim 6
If you agree with that you'll LOVE #37.
AugustBurnsToast 14
Maybe he has an uncanny fear of toilets.
studdmuffin1990 7
I pee in little tea cups... Not weird haha
KeyboardWarrior 10
Very weird actually. You should switch places with the potty training 3 year old's mother. Looks like you need the help more than she does.
studdmuffin1990 7
******..
lonkite101 14
he was PISSED
jDCrackpot 7
How utterly vile, the dirty git. He's a man not a tom cat, what on earth is his excuse? Sounds like it's time for a serious conversation.
The_Hitdude 12
That pun sucks. Give it a rest.
DevilsTemptation 12
He likes marking his territory, atleast hes not peeing on you :S
Angelous505 5
If he is marking his territory wouldn't it be a bad thing that he hasn't peed on her?
Keliosan 6
She never said he didn't....
ClosetTroll 10
If he has been at this for a while then how come the smell didn't give it away?
KM96 24
Well this is for peeing ... Enough said
edgestr 2
Better than being pissed on. Unless you are into that kind of thing.
nofearjenshere 12
Everyone loves a golden shower!
SkoomaKi 28
Bear Grylls would love OP's boyfriend...