Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Dude, gross!
Today, I found out that my lovely, amazing boyfriend likes to pee in everything other than the toilet. This includes: Hawaiian punch jugs, the sink, empty cans/bottles, and out of my window. FML
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rocker_chick105 31
He's saving you water by not using the toilet, come on OP it's the next biggest thing in being green!
Almighty_Chris97 6
Except guys don't require toilet paper to pee.
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tomtato 10
I see, so his peenis everywhere
laevatin 2
Seems like he's to lazy to use the toilet, but then again he's polite enough to use cups and bottles instead of your floor or corners. Have you maybe thought about asking him to quit? If he thinks it's normal, how should he know you have a issue with it? Some people take their abnormal habits everywhere they go. Just talk, and if he refuses, then you refuse him...
obviousboy 8
Does he pee in your butt too?
tomtato 10
He's probably peeing in pots even before you know it. (and i know what is a potty)
Vanilla1Thrilla 0
Everyone keeps referring to Bear Grylls... Is your boyfriend "Man vs. Wild" or what I would like to call him, "Man is Child?"
Kathts7 12
Nobody is perfect - but please ask him NOT to do that..
DQEight 8
I can understand the punch jugs(if the bathroom is occupied) but the rest? Just…no.
elinachka 7
How did you find out 0.o
jwebster 8
If that's the worst of his issues then get over it. If not... Well that's up to you.
aileen15 15
lmfao ew not a big deal though as long as he aims right And not anywhere where it'll stain n make sure u clorox the sink after he pees in it ick :/ haha