Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Dude, gross!
Today, I found out that my lovely, amazing boyfriend likes to pee in everything other than the toilet. This includes: Hawaiian punch jugs, the sink, empty cans/bottles, and out of my window. FML
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rocker_chick105 31
He's saving you water by not using the toilet, come on OP it's the next biggest thing in being green!
Almighty_Chris97 6
Except guys don't require toilet paper to pee.
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kkjkidonthate 4
Got piss?
ruebenrios 0
I do!
nofearjenshere 12
I'm really trying hard to resist making a Justin Bieber related comment on your picture..^ *twitch*
nadyy14 8
Potty train him
wildsweetchild 19
I thought of the same thing. :)
Michael_92 20
That's just flipping sick!!!
Keevarou 17
No wonder us guys are being called pigs or slobs... I feel sorry for the most men at the moment :/
perdix 31
So, when you two have sex, does his semen have a watery consistency?
emvictoria 9
Are you stupid?
failgamer 7
What the fudge?
Keevarou 17
Rule 1, don't diss perdix, enonymous, or doc ^^
KeyboardWarrior 10
83 Learn to take a joke, quit being so pissy about it.
KeyboardWarrior 10
90 Is right. Dissing Perdix will put you in a mental institution, after he's finished with you. Doc will make you want to chop your fingers off for daring to mess with his intelligence, and Enon, oh Enon. You don't even wanna know what that guy can do with just a little bit of peanut butter.
perdix 31
The OP did say "everything other than the toilet."
HaraAishi 8
The mental image is horrifying.
perdix 31
#103, Trust me, no one is more horrified by the mental image than I am. When one of these images pop into my head, I feel I have to share it to distribute the horror -- I shouldn't have to keep it all to myself.
HaraAishi 8
Perdix, I've come to expect no less from you.
BrennaDeen 6
Be careful what you drink out of...
khaayotic 16
Notice how it was never really stated how she found out... Did she catch him in the act ? Or did poor OP only want to freshen up with some Hawaiian punch ?
Marcella1016 32
Yeah I can imagine OP going to take a swig out of a clear lemonade or iced tea bottle (depending on the color of his pee) and being in for a pretty gross surprise. He needs to use the toilet or GTFO. What is he too lazy to get up and walk to the bathroom?
cliffibom 15
Influenced by Bear Grylls
bertman21 5
Bear grylls did it in a survival situation. Although disgusting it was necessary. Ops boyfriend does it probably because he thinks it's funny.
Ugi 27
I hope the punch jugs did not contain punch at the time.
DontForgetMe4 0
I think he's been watching too much Bear Grylls.
tr0llz0r 0
Toilet's too far away. Better drink my own piss.
ajespinal 7
Lol I watch that 2 it's really interesting
Kenatia 7
That is very weird. I think you two should have a talk.