Miscellaneous: Drying times

Drying times

By helplesssssss - 07/08/2009 21:31 - United States

Today, I took a shower in a beach house we're renting for the week. Once I get out, I realize the house doesn't supply towels, my entire family was outside in the front yard, my phone was upstairs, and there are no blinds. I stood under a ceiling fan naked for 20 minutes trying to dry off. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/07/2013 20:33 - United States - Roseburg

Today, I went camping with my family. While I was using the shower house, my sister decided it'd be hilarious to run off with my clothes and towel. I ran back to the camper, completely naked, only for my parents to bitch me out for streaking. FML

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Life's a beach

By Derek - 28/05/2021 20:01 - United States

Today, I went tanning on the beach. I found a nice spot close to shore and laid there with my towel and sunglasses. A few hours later, I awoke to waves splashing at me. My towel was soaked and my sunglasses must have washed off the shore. Damn high tide. FML

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By callmeclarence - 23/06/2014 05:41 - United States - Valencia

Today, I took my clothes off for a shower at an RV campsite. I started running the water when I noticed there was a pack of hornets in the bathroom. I stood there, stark naked, waiting for a chance to get out, for four hours. FML

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Locked out

By ClumsyKatey - 02/07/2017 22:00

Today, due to an incident with the dishwasher, a coat rack and my bathrobe, I ended up locked out of my house, naked as a jaybird. I had to hide in the backyard for several hours until my family got home from their various activities to get back in. They still haven't stopped laughing at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2015 03:20 - United States - Auburn

Today, I fell in the shower and the doors jammed shut. I was stuck in there for hours, waiting for my parents to come home. They had to open the door for me while I was still naked inside. FML

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By wet - 23/04/2011 18:33 - United States

Today, the toilet on the top floor of my house burst, soaked the bathroom, and water dripped down into the kitchen and the basement for hours when nobody was home. Eight blowers and a dehumidifier later, the house is about 90 degrees and I can't leave. FML

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Soaked

By SunBed - 11/05/2020 17:00

Today, I came home to my bed and most of my room soaking wet. This morning, my mom thought it would be "smart" to warm up my room by opening the skylight above my bed. There were heavy showers all day today. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2010 04:31 - United States

Today, after getting out of the shower, I was in a good mood. So I decided to run around the house naked, then play air guitar while air drying, just for fun. My blinds were open, and the men in the Fedex truck in my front yard did have fun. FML

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Inappropriate

By Anonymous - 28/02/2019 11:00 - United States - University

Today, I went to take a shower, but forgot my towel and dorm key in my room. After my shower, I had to run down to the front desk butt-naked, using only a shampoo bottle as cover, and ask for a temporary key. The person running the front desk was my ex-girlfriend’s current boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2014 04:08 - United States

Today, I decided to tan naked in a secluded part of my yard, so I wouldn't get tan lines. I even felt adventurous enough to leave my bikini and towel inside. This idea backfired however when my mom stopped home from work, assumed I wasn't home, and locked all the doors before she left again. FML

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veryst00pid 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 1:30

wait if you're at a beachhouse shouldn't you have towels for when you go to the beach?

Sun_Kissed18 25

Saturday 8 August 2009 1:24

Oo well at least no one saw you right?

Comments

TheSuitGuy 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 4:43

Well yay for you, you moderated this. And while I'm not 100% sure, I don't think there was a bed with sheets on it in the bathroom. Could be wrong, but I doubt it.

evan_789 7

Saturday 8 August 2009 4:46

You should just go **** your ******* self, you fat piece of horse shit!!!!!!!

stryker0530 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 4:48

agreed

smartii 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 4:49

#17--- this is so true! OP shouldve checked to make sure there were towels in the first place.

catherinee_ 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 4:57

i'm not sure if anyone else read this properly, but i think the reason she mentioned that the windows had no blinds and her cell phone was in another area of the house and her family was outside was so that the reader could get the image that she couldn't ask anyone to get her a towel, and if she had walked around the house to get one, there was a chance that someone would see her. but then again, i'm still not sure why she wouldn't have made sure that there were towels in the bathroom...

sarahl506 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 5:43

thankyou! and I just simply forgot to check for towels. it happens all the time.

Getchooahhaa 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 5:01

If your whole family was *outside*, why not just walk through the house and get a towel / bedsheet / clothing you're not going to wear and dry off?

Getchooahhaa 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 5:04

Oh no blinds sorry

anniebananie 3

Saturday 8 August 2009 5:08

Because there were no blinds so everyone would have seen her through the windows?

Skull_300 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 5:14

Get a "Life"!!!

jthdvs 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 5:18

Not Good.

weirdgirl_sf 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 5:38

Why didn't you check for towels BEFORE you got into the shower dumb ass? Also why couldn't you just put on your shirt and pants real quick and run to your room? You didn't walk to the bathroom naked right? YDI

maipinkbear 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 7:25

my thoughts exactly. plus, if your entire family was in the front yard then you could've run to get a towel without anyone seeing you

sarahl506 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 5:41

alright well i thought it was a funny situation that's why i posted it i didn't think it would cause so much controversy. geez has nobody ever forgotten a towel before? But if you don't think its funny that's okay.. better yet, just don't even comment it? BTW, for whoever was asking for "pictures" of this... why would I take pictures of that?

Jordie210 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 6:45

everything on here causes controversy. =]

abcdefghiloveyou 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 8:24

And if there's a naked girl, they ask for pictures.

redbluegreen 40

Saturday 8 August 2009 13:17

Hi. Hello. Welcome to the internet. It's a cruel place and almost everyone asks for nudes. By posting something, everyone will comment, and no matter how much you defend yourself, nobody cares. That's just how it goes here.