Miscellaneous: Drying times

Drying times

By helplesssssss - 07/08/2009 21:31 - United States

Today, I took a shower in a beach house we're renting for the week. Once I get out, I realize the house doesn't supply towels, my entire family was outside in the front yard, my phone was upstairs, and there are no blinds. I stood under a ceiling fan naked for 20 minutes trying to dry off. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2009 04:10 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower outside at my fiancé's beach house. I was struggling to take my bikini bottoms off, so I started to walk backwards to step out of it. Little did I know that I had pushed the door open. My fiancé, his family, and my family all saw me bend over naked. FML

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Run run run!

By Anonymous - 25/07/2013 20:33 - United States - Roseburg

Today, I went camping with my family. While I was using the shower house, my sister decided it'd be hilarious to run off with my clothes and towel. I ran back to the camper, completely naked, only for my parents to bitch me out for streaking. FML

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Life's a beach

By Derek - 28/05/2021 20:01 - United States

Today, I went tanning on the beach. I found a nice spot close to shore and laid there with my towel and sunglasses. A few hours later, I awoke to waves splashing at me. My towel was soaked and my sunglasses must have washed off the shore. Damn high tide. FML

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By callmeclarence - 23/06/2014 05:41 - United States - Valencia

Today, I took my clothes off for a shower at an RV campsite. I started running the water when I noticed there was a pack of hornets in the bathroom. I stood there, stark naked, waiting for a chance to get out, for four hours. FML

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Locked out

By ClumsyKatey - 02/07/2017 22:00

Today, due to an incident with the dishwasher, a coat rack and my bathrobe, I ended up locked out of my house, naked as a jaybird. I had to hide in the backyard for several hours until my family got home from their various activities to get back in. They still haven't stopped laughing at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2015 03:20 - United States - Auburn

Today, I fell in the shower and the doors jammed shut. I was stuck in there for hours, waiting for my parents to come home. They had to open the door for me while I was still naked inside. FML

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By wet - 23/04/2011 18:33 - United States

Today, the toilet on the top floor of my house burst, soaked the bathroom, and water dripped down into the kitchen and the basement for hours when nobody was home. Eight blowers and a dehumidifier later, the house is about 90 degrees and I can't leave. FML

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Soaked

By SunBed - 11/05/2020 17:00

Today, I came home to my bed and most of my room soaking wet. This morning, my mom thought it would be "smart" to warm up my room by opening the skylight above my bed. There were heavy showers all day today. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2010 04:31 - United States

Today, after getting out of the shower, I was in a good mood. So I decided to run around the house naked, then play air guitar while air drying, just for fun. My blinds were open, and the men in the Fedex truck in my front yard did have fun. FML

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Inappropriate

By Anonymous - 28/02/2019 11:00 - United States - University

Today, I went to take a shower, but forgot my towel and dorm key in my room. After my shower, I had to run down to the front desk butt-naked, using only a shampoo bottle as cover, and ask for a temporary key. The person running the front desk was my ex-girlfriend’s current boyfriend. FML

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veryst00pid 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 1:30

wait if you're at a beachhouse shouldn't you have towels for when you go to the beach?

Sun_Kissed18 25

Saturday 8 August 2009 1:24

Oo well at least no one saw you right?

Comments

sbe3207 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 3:42

Listen people. Leave this poor girl alone. I bet none if y'all really mean what you say. Get a life and stop being so gay over a dang story.

AnthonyB96 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 6:12

That is a pretty cool way to dry off. I put YDI because you could have used your clothes. But also your staying at a beachhouse so you should have brought some towels with you for the beach. Either this is fake or you're a dumbass.

dzidziaud 5

Sunday 9 August 2009 6:54

LOL this has happened to me before. I ended up drying myself with my clothes.

jonny2x4 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 8:04

So you chose to risk catching pneumonia over the embarrassment of being seen naked. Women are sooooo simple-minded.

serpicosghost 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 16:00

you shoulda went for a run. air-dry that shit

brokebod 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 20:24

YDI for not making sure you had a towel before you got in the shower. Rental beach houses NEVER supply linens.

harrowin 0

Monday 10 August 2009 9:26

it matters that much if your clothes get wet? was it even winter? just wear them till they dry jesus.

BoxSocial 1

Tuesday 11 August 2009 12:25

It's pretty much your fault for not being resourceful in the least. Take your hands, move it along your body where it's really wet, flick off the water, and repeat