Today, my mother was vacuuming my room and found a towel under my bed. She asked, "Why does it smell so bad?" I replied, "Sweat". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after finishing the laundry, I took clothes out of the dryer and took a big whiff of their delicious clean scent. That was when I noticed that my mom was watching me, and I had just smelled my dad's still-stained underwear that was on top. FML
Today, there was a laundry basket of my clothes sitting in my room. My dad asked me if they were clean or not. When I said I didn't know, he picked up a piece of my clothing, sniffed it, and said it smelled fine. That piece of clothing just so happened to be my underwear. FML
Today, I finally found out what the weird sour smell that's been in my dorm room for a while is. My roommate's sweat. FML
Today, I noticed my girlfriend wiping her sweaty armpits with the small towel that I always use to wipe my face with after shaving. Now I know why the towel smells so bad. FML
Today, I noticed that my sweat smelled like cat food. FML
Today, I woke up to a weird smell in my apartment. I checked everywhere but couldn’t find the source. After a while, I discovered the smell was coming from the pile of laundry I'd left in the corner, laundry that I thought was clean. It was the gym clothes I'd thrown in there three weeks ago. FML
Today, I was doing the laundry but couldn't tell if one basket contained dirty clothes or clean clothes. I put my head down into the basket and took a whiff to check, and smelled something strong. I looked down and noticed I had shoved my nose into my mother's dirty panties and inhaled deeply. FML
Today, I was doing the laundry and changing the bed sheets. I found most of my underwear under my step daughters bed, when I asked her, she said that she liked the way they smelled. FML
Today, my mother chewed me out for not wearing deodorant and smelling of B.O. I was wearing plenty of deodorant. My shirt just smelled like my boyfriend, whom I'd been cuddling with earlier. FML
Today, I noticed a disgusting odor that seemed to be radiating off my brother. When I asked him about it, he replied, "I think it's ball sweat. I haven't had a shower in a few weeks, so it's hard to tell." FML
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Top comments
ashling_fml 0
Isn't this more of an "f HER life" situation?
FBIWarning 0
lmao why did your mom smell it?
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Comments (83)
FBIWarning 0
lmao why did your mom smell it?
elviejomao 0
THAT is the question! lawl
kirbs19 37
Her first instinct was to sniff it...
brettperry14 0
whose **** rag smells thats disguesting
elliekinslurvsya 0
why the **** was your mom cleaning your room? how old are you? nvm, scratch that, it doesnt matter. all my friends' parents clean their rooms. my parents have never in my life cleaned my room. but then, i don't have the best parents...
uberledge 0
do what i do. leave your **** in your girlfriend. the chances of your mum finding it are very low lol
sweethart111 0
lol, thats awesome
ilennax2 0
be carefully though, she might find out nine months later :P
rummzy 6
Ticking time bomb
Alexgoesfml 3
I just let mine run wild, mum never notices.
averageirishman 0
win
lifesneutral2002 6
that's disgusting
uberledge 0
one time i wiped it on my friends mums curtains haha he got the blame :p now thats classic
sum1savemeh 0
ahhaa win(:
skreech96 0
same
Mjwnenrjs 17
why were you wanking at your friends house ?! lol
FD929 0
you're nasty. clean up after yourself you bum.
Compass 0
uberledge is obviously a virgin. Why would you leave it in your girlfriend? It's called a condom (or pulling out). Do you want her to get pregnant if she's not taking birth control or catch/pass on something?
Wuzzgoof 0
Hey there hi there, welcome to 2010. We have STD-checks and birth control.
lil_miss_purfect 0
oral man O-R-A-L
demoon_fml 7
You are #2 and you are a fail,
bLuRtiToUt 0
lollllllll
mathhater 0
dude... uve basically facialed your mum. how do you feel?