Desperate for D

By sadsadperson - 07/09/2011 08:51 - Australia

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Today, I lied to my diary about getting laid. FML
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Luckily diaries can't talk back, because it would have called bullshit.

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unless this person isnt waiting by choice then tgats a different matter

kablooey_01 3

who exactly are you trying to fool? ... oh wait..

rockinroyalty 0

YDI cry me a river. -rolls eyes-

Who still writes in a diary? Stop doing that and go out and meet people. Then you won't have to lie.

leadman1989 15

I clicked YDI just because of how hard this was to click! Yeah you're basically trying to delude yourself which is what Meg Griffin did. >.

That is pathetic. Are u hoping someone reads it and will be impressed?