Today, I went to a movie with a girl I went to high school with. There was a preview for an upcoming 3D movie. I asked her if she had ever seen a 3D movie before. She told me she couldn't because she is blind in one eye. Apparently it's a "sensitive subject." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to a movie with my boyfriend. In the lobby, I asked why the glasses were not working. I said, "Do they only work inside the theater?" My boyfriend replied, "3-D glasses just work inside the movie, everything else in the World is pretty much 3-D." FML
Today, me and my girlfriend went and saw "The Blind Side." I sobbed throughout the entire movie. My girlfriend didn't shed a tear. FML
Today, I went to the movies. A really cute girl sat beside me. I tried to strike up a conversation with her until she turned to look at me and I realized he was a guy. I couldn't even finish the movie because I felt his judging eyes burn holes into me the entire time. FML
Today, I asked my crush if she wanted to see a movie with me. She said no because she already saw it. The movie is coming out next week. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. The movie was in 3D, and he couldn't help but notice it would be much cooler if you could feel what the characters did. He spent the next two hours slapping me every time the person in the movie did, claiming the movie would be "better". FML
Today, I met an old friend from high school and his hot girlfriend. I jokingly said she must be blind to go out with him. His response: "Yeah, she is." FML
Today, my nephew spent a long while enthusiastically telling me how amazing his new 3D TV system is. I felt his pain as his face turned white when he remembered that I'm blind in one eye since birth. FML
Today, I went to see a movie with my parents. During a sex scene, my dad covered my eyes. I'm married and have 2 kids. FML
Today, I went to see a movie with the girl I've liked for months. After the commercials, she told me she had to go to the ladies room. She never came back. FML
Today, I went to the cinema with a girl I like. Knowing she has a bit of a soft spot for me, I was keen to sit in the back row. Too bad her sister tagged along, insisted that we sit somewhere else, and scolded me every time I so much looked at her. I ended up paying for the unwanted guest as well. FML
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Top comments
marc_with_a_c 3
I'm pretty sure he's overreacting and it went this way: "have you ever seen a 3d movie?" "no i cant see 3d i'm blind in one eye" "oh ok too bad"
Emperor_Jim 0
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me!
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Comments (96)
whjmsical 0
...I really don't get why this is an FML.
TKA_fml 0
I'm guessing the movie is Avatar?
meggyx22 0
im blind in my right eye! it sucks that i cnt see 3D movies but im nt a bitch about it! maybe she was having a bad day already!? lol
OhNoItsRy 0
I'm guessing it was avatar too. that movie rocks by the way!! I recommend it to everyone
cali_girl1022 0
I'm blind in one eye too haha, it sucks. but because I know how she feels, YDI.
Datakin 0
I'm blind in my right eye & have never known any different. It would be nice to see in 3d, but there are so many worse things that could be wrong! I say count your blessings. If she was really offended then she is probably immature and or over-sensitive. If there's more to the story, like a tragic accident then maybe she needs someone to talk to or just respect her comment about it being a sensitive subject and don't take it so personally! Good Luck!
Fmlreallythisuse_fml 0
I know how she feels im blind in one eye. We really cant see 3d
newburton13 26
I have a friend who's completely blind and she never complained about a 3D movie.
newburton13 26
Don't worry about it. 3D sucks these days. It's just a waste of money for producers and the audience.
catanita 18
I also have a problem with the left eye. In time i learned to deal with this problem and even take a joke. I wish i could see a 3D movie and actualy be aware of the 3D effects.