Today, I went to a movie with a girl I went to high school with. There was a preview for an upcoming 3D movie. I asked her if she had ever seen a 3D movie before. She told me she couldn't because she is blind in one eye. Apparently it's a "sensitive subject." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to a movie with my boyfriend. In the lobby, I asked why the glasses were not working. I said, "Do they only work inside the theater?" My boyfriend replied, "3-D glasses just work inside the movie, everything else in the World is pretty much 3-D." FML
Today, me and my girlfriend went and saw "The Blind Side." I sobbed throughout the entire movie. My girlfriend didn't shed a tear. FML
Today, I went to the movies. A really cute girl sat beside me. I tried to strike up a conversation with her until she turned to look at me and I realized he was a guy. I couldn't even finish the movie because I felt his judging eyes burn holes into me the entire time. FML
Today, I asked my crush if she wanted to see a movie with me. She said no because she already saw it. The movie is coming out next week. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. The movie was in 3D, and he couldn't help but notice it would be much cooler if you could feel what the characters did. He spent the next two hours slapping me every time the person in the movie did, claiming the movie would be "better". FML
Today, I met an old friend from high school and his hot girlfriend. I jokingly said she must be blind to go out with him. His response: "Yeah, she is." FML
Today, my nephew spent a long while enthusiastically telling me how amazing his new 3D TV system is. I felt his pain as his face turned white when he remembered that I'm blind in one eye since birth. FML
Today, I went to see a movie with my parents. During a sex scene, my dad covered my eyes. I'm married and have 2 kids. FML
Today, I went to see a movie with the girl I've liked for months. After the commercials, she told me she had to go to the ladies room. She never came back. FML
Today, I went to the cinema with a girl I like. Knowing she has a bit of a soft spot for me, I was keen to sit in the back row. Too bad her sister tagged along, insisted that we sit somewhere else, and scolded me every time I so much looked at her. I ended up paying for the unwanted guest as well. FML
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marc_with_a_c 3
I'm pretty sure he's overreacting and it went this way: "have you ever seen a 3d movie?" "no i cant see 3d i'm blind in one eye" "oh ok too bad"
Emperor_Jim 0
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me!
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Comments (96)
thefame18 0
I'm blind in one eye, too, and I never get offended when people ask something like that. It's not like you knew, so it's not your fault. And it really shouldn't be such a sensitive subject unless she like lost vision in that eye from an accident or something. Otherwise, it's really not that big of a deal... it happens, can't fix it. But we do miss out on the 3D experience ='(
the_abnormal 0
It's not that great anyways . Not missing out :)
fmljw 2
yaaaaar! lost me eye in a fight me thinks! along with me arm and me leg. its a sensitive subject, yarrrrr!
Sammara 0
Geez, people need to chill. If she didn't tell you, and it wasn't obvious, then she has no right to get upset. Hell, even if she DID tell you, it's a natural question to ask--I don't think most people would think that someone who is blind in one eye can't see in 3D, because it's just a foreign idea to us. Unless you ARE it, you can't imagine it.
j00ky 0
I feel her pain...
AndreaHatesYou1 0
Um. Okay.
ZiggyMorrison 0
Dude she could rock the Xander Harris look with an eye patch how many people can say that? yeah i went with Xander I dont care bout Nick Fury or the chick from Kill Bill
nefarious61 0
Not really an FML. Just moderately awkward. Sounds to me like you could've played it off with as little as an apology.
Wormfood 0
My boyfriend offered to take me to a 3D film, actually. We've been seeing each other 2 years and he forgot that I was blind in my left eye. Doesn't really get my goat though, lots of people forget - despite it looking like a ****** up cat eye. I just tell them I lost it as a punishment for ******* up a coke deal or something. It's a filthy, ugly, lie obviously.
elchocolate 0
Was she able to cry out of both eyes? Or just the good one?
atty11 0
wow you're a dick
NbirdmanN 0
Did anyone else notice that the same excact guy has another one up like two days after? I think its fake, that's just me.