Today, I went to a movie with a girl I went to high school with. There was a preview for an upcoming 3D movie. I asked her if she had ever seen a 3D movie before. She told me she couldn't because she is blind in one eye. Apparently it's a "sensitive subject." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to a movie with my boyfriend. In the lobby, I asked why the glasses were not working. I said, "Do they only work inside the theater?" My boyfriend replied, "3-D glasses just work inside the movie, everything else in the World is pretty much 3-D." FML
Today, me and my girlfriend went and saw "The Blind Side." I sobbed throughout the entire movie. My girlfriend didn't shed a tear. FML
Today, I went to the movies. A really cute girl sat beside me. I tried to strike up a conversation with her until she turned to look at me and I realized he was a guy. I couldn't even finish the movie because I felt his judging eyes burn holes into me the entire time. FML
Today, I asked my crush if she wanted to see a movie with me. She said no because she already saw it. The movie is coming out next week. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. The movie was in 3D, and he couldn't help but notice it would be much cooler if you could feel what the characters did. He spent the next two hours slapping me every time the person in the movie did, claiming the movie would be "better". FML
Today, I met an old friend from high school and his hot girlfriend. I jokingly said she must be blind to go out with him. His response: "Yeah, she is." FML
Today, my nephew spent a long while enthusiastically telling me how amazing his new 3D TV system is. I felt his pain as his face turned white when he remembered that I'm blind in one eye since birth. FML
Today, I went to see a movie with my parents. During a sex scene, my dad covered my eyes. I'm married and have 2 kids. FML
Today, I went to see a movie with the girl I've liked for months. After the commercials, she told me she had to go to the ladies room. She never came back. FML
Today, I went to the cinema with a girl I like. Knowing she has a bit of a soft spot for me, I was keen to sit in the back row. Too bad her sister tagged along, insisted that we sit somewhere else, and scolded me every time I so much looked at her. I ended up paying for the unwanted guest as well. FML
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Top comments
marc_with_a_c 3
I'm pretty sure he's overreacting and it went this way: "have you ever seen a 3d movie?" "no i cant see 3d i'm blind in one eye" "oh ok too bad"
Emperor_Jim 0
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me!
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Comments (96)
odawg_34 2
I'm blind in one eye and I know how it feels to talk about it it is very uncomfortable to talk about it my best friend dosent even know about it
cloudygirl5 16
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redblueflame 23
had the same conversation with my current boyfriend the first time we went out to the movies. I honestly didn't know, so it wasn't a big deal and he forgot quickly. hopefully the same happens for you
evildemonchild 18
Well I'm blind from one eye and I can watch 3D from the other eye and honestly I can't think more to say about this FML D:
ohioain 18
I'd be embarrassed if I was blind in one eye.
meeyoyo 2
I don't get it
KeithTheGreat 14
She's got to tough it out, I'm blind in one eye, and it doesn't bother me!
duma191 21
I'm blind in one eye and mentioning it doesn't really phase me. 3D movies just look like regular movies.
cperagui 18
am I stupid for not understanding why being blind in one eye would make her unable to watch a 3D movie..?