Today, I went to a movie with a girl I went to high school with. There was a preview for an upcoming 3D movie. I asked her if she had ever seen a 3D movie before. She told me she couldn't because she is blind in one eye. Apparently it's a "sensitive subject." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to a movie with my boyfriend. In the lobby, I asked why the glasses were not working. I said, "Do they only work inside the theater?" My boyfriend replied, "3-D glasses just work inside the movie, everything else in the World is pretty much 3-D." FML
Today, me and my girlfriend went and saw "The Blind Side." I sobbed throughout the entire movie. My girlfriend didn't shed a tear. FML
Today, I went to the movies. A really cute girl sat beside me. I tried to strike up a conversation with her until she turned to look at me and I realized he was a guy. I couldn't even finish the movie because I felt his judging eyes burn holes into me the entire time. FML
Today, I asked my crush if she wanted to see a movie with me. She said no because she already saw it. The movie is coming out next week. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. The movie was in 3D, and he couldn't help but notice it would be much cooler if you could feel what the characters did. He spent the next two hours slapping me every time the person in the movie did, claiming the movie would be "better". FML
Today, I met an old friend from high school and his hot girlfriend. I jokingly said she must be blind to go out with him. His response: "Yeah, she is." FML
Today, my nephew spent a long while enthusiastically telling me how amazing his new 3D TV system is. I felt his pain as his face turned white when he remembered that I'm blind in one eye since birth. FML
Today, I went to see a movie with my parents. During a sex scene, my dad covered my eyes. I'm married and have 2 kids. FML
Today, I went to see a movie with the girl I've liked for months. After the commercials, she told me she had to go to the ladies room. She never came back. FML
Today, I went to the cinema with a girl I like. Knowing she has a bit of a soft spot for me, I was keen to sit in the back row. Too bad her sister tagged along, insisted that we sit somewhere else, and scolded me every time I so much looked at her. I ended up paying for the unwanted guest as well. FML
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marc_with_a_c 3
I'm pretty sure he's overreacting and it went this way: "have you ever seen a 3d movie?" "no i cant see 3d i'm blind in one eye" "oh ok too bad"
Emperor_Jim 0
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me!
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Comments (96)
picturescrazy 24
She sounds like a bitch. It sounds like you didn't have any prior knowledge to it.
Bomber66 0
You can see 3D movies with one eye these days....try it. close one eye and watch the movie.
atty11 0
no you can't, you see a double image.
polico_wolf 0
he thinks they mean CGI as opposed to cartoons. Sad right?
pepolshet 0
lol
kitten1323 19
HOW THE HELL IS THIS AN FML!? Seriously its not like she freaked out about it, seriously wtf?
musicislife1995_fml 0
soo? this is not an FML. how pathetic is it that you're posting an FML that isn't even FYL worthy. it is NOT your life, that's ****** it is more hers. You didn't know so stop acting like your best friends with someone you care about offending when you didn't even know she was visually impaired.
ani7793 0
well look at it from the perspective of a guy who takes a girl out that he likes and is trying to make a good impression. it is an fml for a dude who feels that he now looks like a complete a hole. who wouldnt feel bad if something like this happened to them? even if it was an accident i'd still feel pretty bad about something like that.
Levity 0
Hahahahaha i get the pun... get it "SENSATIVE subject", 'cause one of her eyes has no sense in it xDD
AmyShark 7
I don't think that's it....
BLACKHEART46101 10
I can't tell if that's offensive to blind people or not, lol
polico_wolf 0
she did freak out about it... hence the term "sensetive subject" meaning she ran out in tears...
heavymetalfan666 0
Well that kind of IS a sensitive subject, but you couldn't have known about it so FYL.
TRJADN 0
Hold on, how many FMLs are you going to post today? This is your third one you poser
DoomJeff91 2
Yeah. This Anonymous guy is everywhere on the internet. His even got his name into the dictionary somehow. Weird, right?
9k5 0
He wants to eat your babies.
TRJADN 0
Hold on, how many FMLs are you going to post today? This is your third one you poser
FML_IM_LONELY 3
Anon is a common name dumbass
ejkalkwarf 0
that is absolutely retarded. i cant see 3d movies either bc i am no depth perception. she needs to suck it and shut up. just ignore what she said and dont feel bad.