Today, I realized my boyfriend never argues with me when I'm right, but goes to great lengths when I'm not. As a result, in the five years we've been together, he has won every single argument we ever had. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I discovered that my new boyfriend is the type of guy who, when there is a conflict, will just scream "I LOVE YOU" over and over hoping that it will solve itself instead of actually trying to work the problem out. FML
Today, as always, my boyfriend is better than me at everything, including skills that I have years of experience with, while he has none. FML
Today, I got in an argument with my wife. I told her that I feel like she immediately disagrees with anything I say. She immediately disagreed and said she never does that. FML
Today, I was telling my friend about how my boyfriend never does anything nice for me. Confused, she replied, "That's odd, he's always doing nice things for me." FML
Today, my wife admitted that she purposefully starts fights with me purely because she enjoys arguing and seeing me flustered. Don't marry a lawyer. FML
Today, I was friendzoned by my boyfriend due to the fact that we never fight. Apparently, if there's no fighting, there's no passion. FML
Today, I realized that I frequently argue with myself and respond back. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about our past relationships. He told me that he broke up with his last girlfriend because she was smart and he suited someone who was quite stupid. He then went on to say that I was perfect for him. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed and I asked him why he was with me. His answer was, "Well, the last girl I dated was really smart and she always made me feel dumb, so I decided to switch things up a bit. You make me feel like a genius, babe." FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were arguing. I told her that "same" and "similar" were two different words that meant two different things. She said, "I don't know about that, let me research it." This is the level of, "I always need to be right" that I deal with every day. I need to end things, for both of our sakes. FML
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gsmalls666 11
why the hell would he argue if you're right?
tounces7 28
In other words, he's smarter than you.
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Comments (15)
samomaha 17
OP, it takes two to have an argument. You cannot blame just him, and him alone.
123Puppy 33
You don’t sound very smart...
KingAdrock 16
So he only argues with you when you're... wrong? One isn't SUPPOSED to argue with you when you're right. This should be an FML for your boyfriend, not you.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Let me try to make sense of this: You make some sort of claim/fact/whatever, your boyfriend disagrees with you, and when you prove that what you said is right, he backs down, but when he proves you wrong, you don't back down, meaning he's forced to persist with his side until you either give up or realize you're mistaken? To me, that sounds like you're the one looking to argue, and he gets drawn into it because you refuse to listen. Or, do you mean that when you're proven wrong, he boasts about it and makes you feel bad?
Plcx 8
He clearly is the smartest one