Today, I had my third date with a lovely guy. After I got home, I figured I'd try to see if I could find his Facebook profile. I did. His pictures were nice; lovely wedding photos for sure, and his newborn baby is adorable. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was looking at dating profiles with my single friend, trying to find a guy for her, and we found my husband's profile. FML
Today, I went on an online date. I'd spent a while getting ready and making sure I looked good. When I arrived at the café, I saw my date and approached with a smile. He stood up, looked me over, and said, "Oh, I thought you were your profile picture’s friend." Then left. FML
Today, I found out the guy I was seeing was married, with a kid, when his wife sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend's Facebook page. I also found his wife's. FML
Today, a friend showed me my husband's online dating profile, which includes photos of him with our kids. FML
Today, I went on a date with this guy and he was on his phone the whole night. When I got home I checked his Facebook since he barely paid attention to me. His status was, "So-and-so is taking out the trash" from mobile posted an hour ago. I got home from my date 30 mins ago. FML
Today, a coworker and I had our second date at my place. He wanted to show me pictures of himself in some club, where he had been a member in highschool. He started typing his name into the google search bar and it suggested his name from when I had googled him months ago. FML
Today, I went on a date with a really cute guy. Things were going great, so we went to his place. While he was in the bathroom, I absentmindedly looked around his apartment. Unfortunately, his living room cupboard was half open, and I saw a shrine of pictures of me. Apparently, he's been stalking me for months. FML
Today, I found out that I had my first born child. It's a boy. I found out on Facebook. FML
Today, I finally got the chance to meet this wonderful guy I met on a dating site. She was very excited to see me, too. FML
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746278Ab 14
I'm sorry but it's better that you find out now rather than later!
demo88001 9
There are plenty more fish in the sea, OP:/
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Comments (135)
sgardner10682 4
I didn't know which to vote. I've been there. They're not all liars and skanks.
limabeans101029 21
Well I don't see how it could possibly be a YDI... this is all on him.
Brandi_Faith 34
Whoaa. Cheating is never ok. It is totally unfair to the spouse and in this case, mother of their child. Now if you have talked this over with your wife and have some sort of understanding that you can sleep with whoever you want then that's one thing, but if your spouse has no idea then it is completely 100% wrong. Just because you have made it clear to the other woman that you are married is not ok, your wife would have to be ok with you sleeping around. And if this is an agreement you both have than why even be married.
mokka44 8
You waited till the third date before you did any sort of research?
penashmul 19
I would find the wife and tell her what her husband is up to
SasquatchDeluxe 10
That's what you get for waiting until the third date to do some basic online research.
Fas4wd 13
I love your sarcasm. Lol.
iKristien 5
How can you go on three dates with somebody without searching him on Facebook? That's the first thing I would do ...
AFaye3964 17
Always check who your dating. Do some creeping.
mrjason300 5
Oh my gosh, I feel so sorry for you! I could understand not wanting to spoil your image of him by holding out on a Facebook search. It's not like you get everyone's first and last name on the first meeting anyway.
claudia19801811 14
Not-so lovely anymore!