Today, I had my third date with a lovely guy. After I got home, I figured I'd try to see if I could find his Facebook profile. I did. His pictures were nice; lovely wedding photos for sure, and his newborn baby is adorable. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was looking at dating profiles with my single friend, trying to find a guy for her, and we found my husband's profile. FML
Today, I went on an online date. I'd spent a while getting ready and making sure I looked good. When I arrived at the café, I saw my date and approached with a smile. He stood up, looked me over, and said, "Oh, I thought you were your profile picture’s friend." Then left. FML
Today, I found out the guy I was seeing was married, with a kid, when his wife sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend's Facebook page. I also found his wife's. FML
Today, a friend showed me my husband's online dating profile, which includes photos of him with our kids. FML
Today, I went on a date with this guy and he was on his phone the whole night. When I got home I checked his Facebook since he barely paid attention to me. His status was, "So-and-so is taking out the trash" from mobile posted an hour ago. I got home from my date 30 mins ago. FML
Today, a coworker and I had our second date at my place. He wanted to show me pictures of himself in some club, where he had been a member in highschool. He started typing his name into the google search bar and it suggested his name from when I had googled him months ago. FML
Today, I went on a date with a really cute guy. Things were going great, so we went to his place. While he was in the bathroom, I absentmindedly looked around his apartment. Unfortunately, his living room cupboard was half open, and I saw a shrine of pictures of me. Apparently, he's been stalking me for months. FML
Today, I found out that I had my first born child. It's a boy. I found out on Facebook. FML
Today, I finally got the chance to meet this wonderful guy I met on a dating site. She was very excited to see me, too. FML
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746278Ab 14
I'm sorry but it's better that you find out now rather than later!
demo88001 9
There are plenty more fish in the sea, OP:/
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Comments (135)
ACynclaire 13
maybe he has a twin who decided to give your date a payback by switching their names on Facebook... no? well I tried...
temmera 16
You should really read "The Eight Reasons that People Cheat on Their Partners" by Susan Krauss Whitbourne and "Forget Why Men and Women Cheat, Here's Why they Don't Cheat" by Jackie Pilossoph. Maybe you'll come out of the relationship bubble you live in where everything is black and white. Like I said before it doesn't excuse the cheating, but it may give reasons to why people cheat that reason not necessarily being because they don't love their partner anymore. Oh, and if you really think most people could easily communicate their problems in a relationship before they cheat than there wouldn't be do many FML's about cheating.
tinkerbell1177 5
He MIGHT be separated or getting divorced...
xwolf760x 6
It's only a problem if you say something.. :p
worldclassrager 41
I know this is FML but it seems like someone always has a hidden marriage or so
ViviMage 40
Before you end up a home wrecker, call him out on your find and walk out! I'd tell the cheater's wife myself!
soulreaper12296 28
You never know, maybe they were recently divorced and it could've been because they weren't ready for the baby.
Spark_Slicker 19
Holy hell, PLEASE be kidding.
an3ph 20
I'd like to propose open season on guys like this.
DevilsMetsGiants 30
You should find the wife's profile and send her a message telling her everything.