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Creepy

Today, I was hit on by an older man. I rolled my eyes at him and informed him I was 16, hoping that would get him to leave me alone. He shrugged and said, "We're both human." FML

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did I hear RAPE?!?!?!!??!!????!!!!

ewww. hate those creeps that won't leave you alone even though you say no.

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FIRE YOUR LAZERZ AT HIM!!!

You're over the age of consent. Should have picked a different deterrent.

depends on how old he is and the state

The "state" is the province of Quebec, and she's over 16, so his age is irrelevant. She's legal.

That's what I was gunna say! I could have sworn 16 is legal in Canada!

I no rite~ Don't judge me snicker ToT

Rickymonkeypants 0

#12 win

FYL. That's really creepy. o_o

I love old people and they're desperation. give the old man a piece of ass!

Your picture totally suits your comment. Are you the real Glen Quagmire?

everytime I hear of an old creepy man I think of that family guy and the one who hits on Chris lol

Want a popsicle? I got lots of popsicles...mmmm.

Mr.Herbert Ftw.

vitaliysilver 0

u e pretty

hey there muscley arm!!!

"there are laws against him getting in your pants." Not if it's consentual. Her age being 16 is not a legal deterrent. I see no fault in his logic.

transmission_fml 0

This belongs on MLIA.

how old is "older man" was he 21?