Love: Creeped out

Creeped out

By bezoar10 - 04/04/2009 19:36 - United States

Today, my mother and I went to lunch and there is a really cute waiter that works at the diner. I requested him to wait on us like I sometimes do. While we were waiting to be seated, I heard one waiter say to the cute one, "Ya, the creepy one is back, and this time she brought her mom!" FML

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By bigmouth - 02/08/2009 07:35 - United States

Today, I was working as a host at a pasta diner. The hostess I was working with was very attractive and we were flirting quite a bit. A large woman walked in to be seated, and I leaned over to her and dared her to ask the woman if she wanted two chairs. She leaned back and said, "That's my mom." FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2012 05:32 - United States

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML

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Mom of the year

By Yuni - 08/10/2019 06:00 - United States

Today, I went to a restaurant that I always go to, and one of the cute waiters gave me a discount. My mother called me a whore in the middle of the restaurant, then slapped me when I cried. FML

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Brilliant

By BrokeAsFuck - 18/10/2012 23:52 - United States

Today, my mom and I went out to a fancy and expensive restaurant per her request; she told me it was her treat. After we ate our meals and the large check came, she excused herself to the bathroom. She didn't come back. I was dine-and-dashed by my own mother. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2011 11:17 - Canada

Today, my mother, her fiancé, and I were having dinner together. My mother was joking that she wasn't sure she could hold him down, as he used to "get around." She turned to talk to the waiter and my future step-father looked me up and down and winked. FML

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By kill me - 20/06/2017 04:00

Today, while serving at my restaurant, a mother acted as a wing-woman for her son by insisting I read a note he'd written, asking for my number. I had to awkwardly reject the guy in front of his entire family, before having to keep serving them for another hour. FML

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By TheMike23 - 11/01/2016 05:28 - United States - Winter Garden

Today, I went out with my mom to a restaurant. We were sitting down to eat, and a waitress walks over to our table and asks, "How are you ladies doing tonight?" It really was a nice thing to ask, for my mom. As for me, being a man, not so much. FML

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And I oop

By SuperBunny - 20/04/2009 07:59 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was taking me to dinner to meet his parents. As we pulled into the restaurant valet, I saw a woman in a slutty dress and hooker heels get out of the car ahead of us. I jokingly asked if we had accidentally pulled into a strip club, pointing at the woman. It was his mother. FML

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By traumatized - 18/06/2009 05:26 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with some friends. In the food court we passed by this creepy pervert feeling up a woman. I take a closer look and realize with horror that the guy is my dad in sunglasses and a hat. The lady he was with was not my mom. FML

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What are the odds?

By pchis4ever - 20/11/2009 18:30 - United States

Today, I was eating at KFC when my roommate unexpectedly showed up. He asked me who I was there with, and I told him I was on a sexy date with his mom. Just then a woman 5 feet away turned around and gave me a disgusted look. Guess whose mom was in town visiting for the weekend? FML

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hpnerd 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 23:42

Yeah.. requesting the cute waiter is creepy. YDI.

hawaiianxpunchx3 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 23:40

well dont make it so obvious and act like a creeper.

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_musical_addict_ 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 1:05

#4- if you're going to call someone out, get spelling right And onto the OP, idk yes that is a little stalkerish, but think about it in a way it's flirting and who doesn't like it to some extent when they're flirted with? Idk to be quite honest, FMLs seems to be getting lamer each day. They're either really stupid or really gross and about things we don't need to know about like bodily functions I guess that's just me...

bsaucedo 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 16:38

haha i have this weird lady always requesting to sit in my section and somehow knows my whole life story . im a girl, she says she knows me but i have no clue who the hell she is .

laxplayajd88 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 4:35

that's wut u get for requesting him one too many times

ericavel 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 4:20

Your fault for being a creeper. Creeper.

Felonia 0

Monday 22 June 2009 9:30

:[ he should be appreciative, I bet you tip well.

OverEnthusiast 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 23:10

God, I have friends like you. Are you so desperate that you need to throw yourself at every vaguely attractive male you possibly can? He's gonna KNOW you requested him, and he's not gonna be flattered or think it's cute, he's GONNA think you're a CREEPER. CREEPY McCREEPERSON. Develop some self-awareness why don't you >.>

wonderless 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 5:59

Ew, you creep. YDI.

syrup21 0

Saturday 5 December 2009 17:19

why do you request the waiter every time you go in there? that's awkward and very creepy.

fuzz97 23

Wednesday 10 February 2010 23:04

you are a creepy douche

yungstunna1 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 2:25

if you were hot, they wouldn't have said that

juturnaamo 29

Saturday 22 May 2010 1:10

hot people can still be creepers. Haven't you ever gone out with someone, really liked them, then gotten 15 text messages the next morning, and decided they were nuts?