Today, I received a phone call from a good guy friend of mine, someone I haven't seen for years. He tells me he has "deep" feelings for me, and wants to know since my husband is deployed, if it would be okay if we "dated" because he told his parents I'm his girlfriend. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a guy I've liked for a while asked if he could talk to me during break. He'd never done that before, so I was excited and said yes. As soon as we both sat down, he asked if I'd help him get a date with my best friend. FML
Today, I had a long call with my crush, the only person I have been in regular contact with for the past year. He regularly calls me to check up on me, and really cares about my interests. I'm not sure if he likes me back, or is just being friendly, and I'm too scared to ask him out. FML
Today, after being in the hospital for two days with no visitors, I got my first phone call. It was my best friend asking if he could date my ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, my friend told me that she gave my number to a guy I've liked for a while. I asked why and she just said "He's just going to have to tell you himself." I got hopeful and really nervous. A few hours later he calls. Turns out, he's called to try and get a date with my gay friend. FML
Today, I called my husband, who is currently stationed in Japan, to see how he was doing. According to his girlfriend, he's doing fine. FML
Today, I told my best friend of 10 years that somewhere along the way I fell in love with him and I think we should be together. His response? "I appreciate the sentiment." FML
Today, I got a call from the guy I'd been seeing for a few weeks. It was his wife calling to find out what was going on with us. He told me he was separated. He left his kids home alone to hook up with me. FML
Today, my best friend, the man who I've been in love with for nine years, finally told me he loves me and wants to spend the rest of his life with me. Unfortunately, it was while he was using me to practice proposing to his girlfriend. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the only man I've ever loved. He asked me for dating advice. FML
Today, for the first time in more than two years, a guy asked me out. Too bad he lives halfway around the world. FML
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JackDupp 11
When your husband comes back from deployment he and his military buddies should go have a little "chat" with him.
itouchguy360 3
tell him to get a life!! Do not cheat on your husband!!!
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Comments (49)
Demonic_Pixie 0
wow. that guy is low! you're husband is away at war, and he knows it, and yet he still is trying to get with you! DON'T MESS WITH A GUY WHO'S DEFENDING YOUR BUTT AND THE REST OF TEH COUNTRY'S!
blackhearts 2
scary dude. and for all you "OMGZ filthy cheatin womenz!" you do know how soldiers behave, right? bein a cheatin ******** is totally a two way street.
LilaBear 2
Why is this an FML? Just tell him to bugger off.
makino_fml 2
Stalker much? Just tell him off and that you are not interested. It is better to let him know as soon as possible since he has his resources to finding out your personal information after years of not contacting you at all!
Swimmergrl9244 1
What sort of fucktard thinks that because a man is at war, his wife is free game? Ugh, that sort of thing disgusts me.
richardwilson 0
your husband is out there fighting .. u need to say no and break all contact !
george456 0
#54 win
Taq_fml 0
theres a simple way out of this... NO
hzlzkgzkgzchxuxh 3
he's a pathetic loser
iTroller 0
What a creeper.