Today, I received a phone call from a good guy friend of mine, someone I haven't seen for years. He tells me he has "deep" feelings for me, and wants to know since my husband is deployed, if it would be okay if we "dated" because he told his parents I'm his girlfriend. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a guy I've liked for a while asked if he could talk to me during break. He'd never done that before, so I was excited and said yes. As soon as we both sat down, he asked if I'd help him get a date with my best friend. FML
Today, I had a long call with my crush, the only person I have been in regular contact with for the past year. He regularly calls me to check up on me, and really cares about my interests. I'm not sure if he likes me back, or is just being friendly, and I'm too scared to ask him out. FML
Today, after being in the hospital for two days with no visitors, I got my first phone call. It was my best friend asking if he could date my ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, my friend told me that she gave my number to a guy I've liked for a while. I asked why and she just said "He's just going to have to tell you himself." I got hopeful and really nervous. A few hours later he calls. Turns out, he's called to try and get a date with my gay friend. FML
Today, I called my husband, who is currently stationed in Japan, to see how he was doing. According to his girlfriend, he's doing fine. FML
Today, I told my best friend of 10 years that somewhere along the way I fell in love with him and I think we should be together. His response? "I appreciate the sentiment." FML
Today, I got a call from the guy I'd been seeing for a few weeks. It was his wife calling to find out what was going on with us. He told me he was separated. He left his kids home alone to hook up with me. FML
Today, my best friend, the man who I've been in love with for nine years, finally told me he loves me and wants to spend the rest of his life with me. Unfortunately, it was while he was using me to practice proposing to his girlfriend. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the only man I've ever loved. He asked me for dating advice. FML
Today, for the first time in more than two years, a guy asked me out. Too bad he lives halfway around the world. FML
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Top comments
JackDupp 11
When your husband comes back from deployment he and his military buddies should go have a little "chat" with him.
itouchguy360 3
tell him to get a life!! Do not cheat on your husband!!!
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Comments (49)
braibrai734 2
Tell him your gay and your only married to a guy because you don't want people finding out
Albarufus 13
P s y c h o
BrandenUndead 5
**** that asshole. You dont cheat while our husband is deployed.
Luluthus 41
How is he a good friend, if you haven't seen him in years? Anyway, this should be the end of that friendship; he's clearly an asshole.
americanafrican 32
what a rtard. who suggests cheating on someone in the military? same person that helps this wonderful country be free of terrorists
AstridMissle 12
I do not understand the mindsets if most people these days...
lux_final_spark 18
bitch I hope youbsaid no. if you didn't, you're a ******* disgrace to all military wives
DLBL 23
If you are sure it's actually the "Good guy friend of mine" and not an imposter ******* around on a dare or "Prank", call his parents and report it. What a miserable puke.
DLBL 23
Maybe arrange a meeting place at a bar and just send your brothers/dad/uncles/husband's friends ... whomever you have, and let them do the talking for you. YOU stay home. Though the drama would be fun to watch. Ask someone to capture it and send it to your deployed husband. I would pay to watch that! haha