Friends, Weird, Creepy and Love: Creep from the past

Creep from the past

By annoyed - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I received a phone call from a good guy friend of mine, someone I haven't seen for years. He tells me he has "deep" feelings for me, and wants to know since my husband is deployed, if it would be okay if we "dated" because he told his parents I'm his girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 2 956

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2010 21:18 - Argentina

Today, a guy I've liked for a while asked if he could talk to me during break. He'd never done that before, so I was excited and said yes. As soon as we both sat down, he asked if I'd help him get a date with my best friend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 616

You deserved it 3 299

Just asking questions

By <Still_Closeted> - 19/02/2022 03:59

Today, I had a long call with my crush, the only person I have been in regular contact with for the past year. He regularly calls me to check up on me, and really cares about my interests. I'm not sure if he likes me back, or is just being friendly, and I'm too scared to ask him out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 783

You deserved it 516

By EKG - 11/02/2009 23:33 - United States

Today, after being in the hospital for two days with no visitors, I got my first phone call. It was my best friend asking if he could date my ex-girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 62 749

You deserved it 2 598

By Single4Life - 05/07/2009 02:40 - United States

Today, my friend told me that she gave my number to a guy I've liked for a while. I asked why and she just said "He's just going to have to tell you himself." I got hopeful and really nervous. A few hours later he calls. Turns out, he's called to try and get a date with my gay friend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 997

You deserved it 3 387

Distance makes the heart…

By unknown - 27/02/2012 17:42 - United States

Today, I called my husband, who is currently stationed in Japan, to see how he was doing. According to his girlfriend, he's doing fine. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 461

You deserved it 2 981

By mer - 08/02/2009 23:34 - United States

Today, I told my best friend of 10 years that somewhere along the way I fell in love with him and I think we should be together. His response? "I appreciate the sentiment." FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 960

You deserved it 4 175

By notahomewrecker - 09/01/2010 16:07 - United States

Today, I got a call from the guy I'd been seeing for a few weeks. It was his wife calling to find out what was going on with us. He told me he was separated. He left his kids home alone to hook up with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 920

You deserved it 5 037

By Anonymous - 15/09/2009 10:53 - United States

Today, my best friend, the man who I've been in love with for nine years, finally told me he loves me and wants to spend the rest of his life with me. Unfortunately, it was while he was using me to practice proposing to his girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 955

You deserved it 8 797

By hopeless - 07/10/2016 20:28 - United States - Annandale On Hudson

Today, I confessed my feelings to the only man I've ever loved. He asked me for dating advice. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 382

You deserved it 818

Distant love

By jadalaheart - 28/12/2019 03:00 - United States - Citrus Heights

Today, for the first time in more than two years, a guy asked me out. Too bad he lives halfway around the world. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 813

You deserved it 206

JackDupp 11

Saturday 19 December 2009 15:31

When your husband comes back from deployment he and his military buddies should go have a little "chat" with him.

itouchguy360 3

Saturday 19 December 2009 13:57

tell him to get a life!! Do not cheat on your husband!!!

Comments

braibrai734 2

Thursday 5 July 2012 21:00

Tell him your gay and your only married to a guy because you don't want people finding out

Albarufus 13

Friday 13 July 2012 21:27

P s y c h o

BrandenUndead 5

Wednesday 7 August 2013 19:47

**** that asshole. You dont cheat while our husband is deployed.

Luluthus 41

Sunday 16 March 2014 23:55

How is he a good friend, if you haven't seen him in years? Anyway, this should be the end of that friendship; he's clearly an asshole.

americanafrican 32

Wednesday 17 December 2014 10:24

what a rtard. who suggests cheating on someone in the military? same person that helps this wonderful country be free of terrorists

AstridMissle 12

Tuesday 24 February 2015 8:17

I do not understand the mindsets if most people these days...

lux_final_spark 18

Monday 13 July 2015 9:09

bitch I hope youbsaid no. if you didn't, you're a ******* disgrace to all military wives

DLBL 20

Friday 18 April 2025 1:29

If you are sure it's actually the "Good guy friend of mine" and not an imposter ******* around on a dare or "Prank", call his parents and report it. What a miserable puke.

DLBL 20

Friday 18 April 2025 1:35

Maybe arrange a meeting place at a bar and just send your brothers/dad/uncles/husband's friends ... whomever you have, and let them do the talking for you. YOU stay home. Though the drama would be fun to watch. Ask someone to capture it and send it to your deployed husband. I would pay to watch that! haha