Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Crash
Today, my ex-wife crashed my engagement party. FML
Today, my ex-wife crashed my engagement party. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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phoebe333 2
How'd she know of your engagement? Don't let her ruin it. Make her leave she can't stay.
incrapper 7
did she bring a present?
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Comments (114)
GoodLookingGeese 10
whoa.. What does that mean???
NTimmy 2
I would've thumbed that up f it didn't say fml team -.- that's fun
Tyger44 1
Yeap.u got it.
Buttsexpirate 9
"it's time to smack a bitch" This is your time. Don't let her ruin it for you and your new obviously better wife. Argh!
phoebe333 2
How'd she know of your engagement? Don't let her ruin it. Make her leave she can't stay.
DjeePee 25
How would she know? One guess: Facebook. Other guess: similar friends (on Facebook).
Yngve_fml 9
Beat her with a stick untill she coughes blood. Helped with me!
Keyman1212 14
Or she's the stalker type. Probably why he divorced her in the first place.
LiveLaughFML 10
#10: 1.) facebook 2.) mutual friends on facebook
Isoldael 27
Or maybe mutual friends outside facebook? Or maybe they recently had contact about something? Maybe OP had a kid with his ex? Who knows.
akayc32 0
My husbands ex knows everything because of his cousin.. Drama drama drama, surely it's not THAT hard to live without? If it was me I wouldn't WANT to know...
xoconnie 8
niiice. howd she find out about it tho? she must be friends with someone from the inside.
shadowxpm 3
That's a good idea actually... Ur a cutie btw canadianbabe :)
LakersFanatiC 3
Facebook is the #1 when its time to crush someone's life
Jaxx66 21
-10. Omfg Facebook has ruined lots of lives. Lol. I use a fake name for that very reason!!
Neorecon19 18
Somebody still has attachment issues...
saIty 17
So you didn't like the way she smashed in through the roof, doing a 10 landing?
GwarKitty 5
Some crazy arse bitch all pumped up on cheese cake & Adele. I'd hate to turn up, outta the blue uninvited; but I couldn't stay away, couldn't fight it."
incrapper 7
did she bring a present?
loserman67 36
Yes, a boiled rabbit
phoebe333 2
Haha. Thats a good one. My answer is NO.
nissanman_fml 16
Great movie reference, loserman67.
IWATCHYOUSLEEP 7
So did she just walk in casualy and slap you or kick a door down and go ak-47. shoot anythjing that moves ? :)
hannahmorgan06 7
hahahaha uhhh-ohhhh.
Boygenius50 8
I can tell by the relevance of this comment that it's only your second on this site. . .1
hannahmorgan06 7
soo?
hannahmorgan06 7
hahaha :)
Marktheshark 0
14 I can tell you're an ass who insults people for doing nothing wrong.
hayleclark 17
I think that #7's comment was more than adequate, just saying :)
hannahmorgan06 7
thank you number 62!! :) and 47 haha
socialdisease 1
At least it wasn't your wedding.
iwadasn 33
If she crashed the engagement party, who's to say she won't crash the wedding too?
anencephalic 14
An assassin ...
yomommma 6
Yes. That's next.
hmmmmmmmmmmmm 0
beat her ass!!!
k8izgr8_fml 0
reunited, and it feels so good!
Hunts160 5
lol