Engagement, Awkward, Party and Love: Crash

Jealous desperate bitch??? It's these kinds of women that give us ladies the crazy obssessed stalker stereo type. **** her!! Congrats on your engagement!!!

bobsux 5

Sunday 20 January 2013 16:19

I'm sorry 109, but if he listened to your advice, he would be cheating on the person who he just got engaged with

icanseethesky13 1

Thursday 27 October 2011 3:05

Woah. She's a keeper..oh wait..

summerhot_fml 2

Monday 23 January 2012 6:31

PARTY TIME!

kumar1995 4

Saturday 16 June 2012 10:04

someone is jealous

bobsux 5

Sunday 20 January 2013 16:16

Hmm...Sounds like Modern Family, but at least unlike the Modern Family episode, this was your engagement instead of wedding

fantasyworld 37

Saturday 30 August 2014 19:17

Someone's jealous.

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Today, I think my boyfriend of 5 years is going to propose soon. He told me he was thinking about it last year, and spoke to his parents, who said they wouldn't attend the wedding as "It's not their thing." My dad passed away in November and I don't talk to my mum, so I have no one to be excited with and share the news. FML

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Today, my phone cut out during a call for a job interview. I tried calling them back, but there was no answer. Later, I got an email from the interviewer, saying I was no longer being considered for the position due to my being "rude and unprofessional." FML

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Today, my daughter saw me and my boyfriend making out and tried to separate us because she’s a momma's girl. I thought it was cute and funny, but he yelled at her until she ran back to bed crying. He still thought we were still going to have sex after, because he “got rid of her for you.” DUMPED. FML

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Today, I was sick, so I emailed my co-workers with a list of my hours, asking if anyone would be willing to cover them for me. I only got one hour covered, and that was during a day I don't even work. FML

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Today, my therapist clapped for me when I told her I'd made a friend. FML

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Today, I was in my girlfriend's room when she walked in after getting out of the shower, wearing just a towel. She removed it and I was inches away from going down on her when I noticed she hadn’t wiped properly, either before or after her shower. She'd complained about stomach problems earlier, but regardless… FML

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Today, me and my girlfriend were heading back to her place. On the way there, she was rubbing and stroking me. When we got there, I asked her mom for a congrats hug. I forgot I had a hard on from my girlfriend. She felt it. FML

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Today, I was pulled over by a police officer because he thought I was skipping school. I'm 24 and we graduated high school together. FML

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