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phoebe333 2
How'd she know of your engagement? Don't let her ruin it. Make her leave she can't stay.
incrapper 7
did she bring a present?
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SaniK 17
Aaaaand what else happened? Hate cliff hangers
tiredboredness 3
Make her leave it shall not be ruined by a ex >:v