Today, I was in my car and a cute guy pulled up next to me. He looked at me and smiled, but in order to be cool, I pretended not to notice. I also pretended that I was listening to music and was completely absorbed in it, singing passionately. I wasn't even listening to music and my window was down. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was driving to work. I saw a cute boy in the car next to me. To try and look cool, I pretended I was talking on my cell phone. I got pulled over and got a ticket for using my cell phone while driving. FML
Today, I was jamming out in my car, tapping my fingers on the wheel and bobbing my head. At the next stoplight, I happened to look over and the passenger of the car next to me was holding a sign in the window saying, "I bet you don't have a boyfriend, do you?" FML
Today, I was driving home and stopped at a light. A cute guy in the truck ahead of me waved me forward and told me to roll down my window. It was the first time a cute guy had talked to me in a while so I was pretty excited. He told me to turn my lights on. FML
Today, while driving, I idly started picking my nose. I looked over at the car next to me and saw a smoking hot guy from my school staring at me in disgust. He kept staring until I took a turn-off. FML
Today, I was singing loudly in my car at a red light, completely oblivious. When I finished the song, I turned to see a bus full of passengers watching (and also some of them filming) my performance. FML
Today, I was singing and drumming on the steering wheel in my car while stuck in traffic, only to realize the car next to me was full of my carpooling coworkers, all staring at me in disbelief. They spent the day at the office requesting songs. FML
Today, I got caught singing '80s hair metal love ballads to myself in the car by the object of my affection. FML
Today, I was in my car studying on the campus parking lot. It was cold outside so I had the windows up. I had a severe upset stomach and was privately drowning in my own flatulence. Moments later, my crush knocks on the window to ask me something. I had to roll the windows down. FML
Today, while riding on the car with my family, I put on my headphones and pretended to be listening to music and when my parents talked to me, I pretended I couldn't hear them. They took this opportunity to discuss how fat I was and how I can't hold down a boyfriend. They were laughing as well. FML
Today, I was alone in the car with my crush. For reasons I will never understand, I put on the song 'Kiss a Girl' by Keith Urban. I could feel her cringing. FML
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hazri 0
You found him cute but didnt want to smile back. Fyi, guys really hate it when girls play hard to get.
EMR_fml 0
"but in order to be cool, " Automatic YDI. Stop trying to be "cool". Try being friendly and just be yourself. Much better than being cool. If you think he's cute just smile back.
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Comments (175)
jmoose311 3
Why tf do girls do this sort of crap? I can't believe I used to think *I* was the one with the problems because girls never gave me the time of day. Turns out they're just genuinely naive, illogical, conceited, and don't have a clue how to behave in a proper relationship or exhibit normal human social behavior. If you think he's cute, just smile back. A smile isn't an invitation to engage in an all-night orgiastic sex romp. YDI x 10
QBT 0
Thank you for the irony.
Will09 0
OMG wut is with everyone trying to be hard to get or cool with someone they think is cute or they like! it never works!!
Will09 0
THANK U FOR SPEAKING THE TRUTH!!!! AMEN
Sokai_fml 0
YDI. It is so embarrassing to be a girl whenever there are FMLs like this.
diamonds_fml 0
FAIL. lol
sjam 0
"singing passionately"? You deserved that one.
Creeper88 0
Ok, everyone seems to see the problem with this... there is no reason to avoid the cute guy. Cute guy notices you and you run and try to play hard to get. That's just lame-sauce, and you deserved it.
Autumnatic 0
you're an idiot. even if the windows were up and music was on you still would have looked like an idiot. nobody looks cool singing passionately in their car.
Roberto22 0
to be fair, that completly serves you right for acting like such a tit
bigraws23 0
When chicks play to hard to get it's annoying