Cool move

By gymbob - 06/05/2009 11:36 - United States

Today, I was walking on the track when this really cute guy shows up. I was hot and sweaty, and wanted to impress him by pouring water on myself. Instead of being turned on, all he saw was me wiping my face on my shirt screaming. It wasn't water, I forgot I had brought Sprite. FML
I agree, your life sucks 12 772
You deserved it 103 453

Same thing different taste

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YDI for bringing pop to drink when you work out period.

why would you drink sprite when you're supposed to be exercising?

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I have to agree with Mobius here. Sorry, but I haven't seen anything really wrong with what he's saying yet. And I've seen plenty wrong with yours. The only YDI about this is that she even brought sprite to work out. That's pathetically stupid.

Ohnoitslindsay- Nice dictionary copy and pastes, and I appreciate the effort you've gone to but it's a bit pointless is you're not comprehending what you're reading. It's not contradictory. I don't think she was wrong to try and impress the guy. I think pouring Sprite in her eyes was dumb. I think people saying she deserved Sprite burning her eyes because she was trying to impress, are hypocritical if they admit they wear make up, which the very definition of is to "enhance appearance to impress". I'm not attacking anyone for wearing concealer. I'm saying don't judge her if you do, or admit your own hypocrisy.

oh hey there, way to go assuming you know shit you don't again. the products i use are actually pretty simple - less than four ingredients, so, yeah, i did look it all up in that amount of time. maybe i'm just more effective at internet searches than you seem to be, who knows. and no, i don't use any of the "carcinogenic substances" you mentioned, so again, stop acting like you know shit. and okay, i simplified the results. would you prefer if i copypasta'd the entire study? it says it tested negative for carcinogenic substances. it said it was NOT CARCINOGENIC. i don't feel like looking it up again, so really you can believe whatever the **** you want about that. and yes, if you enjoyed the act of painting, it wouldn't matter if you kept the painting and stared at it all the time or not - it would be the ACT you enjoyed, not the result. in my case, i enjoy both the act AND the result, so it all works out. also hey, i'm theanonimous, not ohnoitslindsay, so argue her points with her and mine with me. so let's assume you refuse to believe actual make-up users when we tell you plainly we do not use it to impress others. let's take a different approach to this shall we? say we (or other make-up users) do use make-up to impress others. okay, i guess then you could say both our use of make-up and her pouring water all over herself have the same basic motivation. that doesn't mean the one isn't much, much more severe than the other. in most cases, wearing make-up doesn't draw attention to an individual, whereas dousing yourself in liquid in most cases does. i would say in general, wearing make-up would be a general act to "impress" everyone, (were it an act to impress at all), not one specific "really cute guy." going down the "same basic motivation" path, would you argue that spaying your pet dog and killing every puppy you see are the same, assuming the "basic motivation" was to curb the population of domestic dogs in the area?

lmao only yu wud bringg soda to excercise.

coffeennicotine 0

the last thing i'd want on a run would be sprite... at first i thought it said spirit, and was all set to click 'i agree', but sprite? YDI

thats how u impress guys??? and who drinks sprite when they work???

kcslgvr 11

sprite is fizzy! how do you mess that up? and who would bring empty calories to a workout. seriously, YDI.