Cool move, dude

By Anonymous - 09/12/2010 09:47 - France

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Today, my boyfriend thought it would be sexy to pick me up and throw me on the bed. I rolled off and broke my collarbone. FML
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meganasoarus 0

why did you roll off? you're supposed to stay on the bed.

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DahkLohd 4

Maybe she's really round, so that's why she rolled off.

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Awe, come on. Casts and braces are hot! Right? *looks around nervously*

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Judus_beej 0

they are if you enjoy the movie crash by David cronenberg. not the other crash movie about racism.

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yumsugarr 8

Owww! Don't be that mad at your boyfriend though..he was just trying to be nice.

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mintcar 9

Haha, my ex boyfriend did that to me as well. My injuries weren't as severe though. FYL.

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bigbadtim 7

There is nothing as sexy as a trip to the ER together.

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DocBastard 38

I always heard that the French make the best lovers, but it sounds to me like French foreplay is weird.

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BelleElle_fml 5

That usually works out... why did you roll off?

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AceArctic 4

In all honesty though, it was sexy.

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BadKitty13 28

OMG ! that must have hurt ! It was an acccident. Ya gotta at least give the guy some credit for an attempt at for some romance !!!!!. Hope you feel better soon ! xo

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purplecowchik 5

F your boyfriend's life. How is he going to get laid if his girlfriend has a broken collarbone??

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rldostie 19

That WOULD have been sexy had you not fubared it up and rolled off.

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