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By fuck family - 17/07/2013 20:13 - Poland - Walbrzych

Today, I took my boyfriend to meet my family. Over the next hour, a huge religious debate erupted, and my grandfather drunkenly told us all how he almost killed himself once while experimenting with auto-erotic asphyxiation. My boyfriend called us all crazy and seems to have dumped me. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2023 00:02

Today, my boyfriend met my parents, siblings, and some other family members. Thirty minutes later, he broke up with me and stormed out, yelling no way was he staying with me because they’re all fucking psychotic. He's my second boyfriend driven away by my family. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2011 17:26 - United States

Today, while at family dinner, my boyfriend got drunk and told my entire family the things I do in bed. FML

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By he's a dawk, and a cunt - 05/07/2013 22:29 - Australia - Darling Point

Today, my boyfriend and I went to my parents' barbecue. He knew my family is extremely religious, so what did he do? Called for silence to make an announcement, namely: "God isn't real." Cue a riot that ended in us being kicked out and me all but disowned for "putting him up to it". FML

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You deserved it 8 114

By moonstone15 - 06/08/2011 00:24 - United States

Today, I took my new boyfriend to a family dinner. Despite having made everyone agree to be on their best behavior, my grandma spewed obscenities such as "fuck me sideways, aren't you a catch?" and "you just can't pull ass like that at my age" throughout. FML

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You deserved it 4 247

Welcome to the family

By this is why I drink! - 27/12/2021 22:59

Today, I reluctantly agreed to bring my boyfriend home to meet my family. He said he wasn’t easily scared and could handle a “weird” family. Two hours later, there was a massive brawl when one uncle hit the other’s wife after she threw wine in his face. Tables were flipped, cops were called. Shit. FML

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You deserved it 117

By good job bf - 11/01/2013 04:06 - United States - Southampton

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me at my grandma's funeral. FML

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You deserved it 2 888

By Anonymous - 04/01/2013 22:52 - United States - Elgin

Today, my boyfriend showed up at my grandmother's wake in torn jeans and a Family Guy t-shirt. When I took him aside asked him what the hell he was thinking, he lost his temper and stormed out. FML

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You deserved it 4 306

Oil and water

By Anonymous - 13/04/2022 14:00

Today, my parents met my boyfriend, and to say it went badly is an understatement. My mom went outside to relax by chain smoking and the shouting, and the screaming only ended when my dad took my boyfriend by the scruff of the neck and threw him out the front door into the street. FML

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You deserved it 272

By sober - 10/07/2012 03:40 - United States - Hillsborough

Today, I told my boyfriend that I was going to stop drinking, since I have been having some problems with alcohol and some of my relatives are alcoholics. He later broke up with me, saying he couldn't be with someone who "chose to be boring." FML

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You deserved it 3 414

By storyofmylife - 23/02/2011 21:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. Everything was going perfectly, right up until he brought me back to his house to tell his family the good news. When I excused myself to the restroom, I overheard his mom say, "I thought you were going to break up with that stupid slut?" Welcome to the family. FML

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You deserved it 4 001

perdix 29

Thursday 18 July 2013 0:17

If your grandfather can show you the ropes of auto-erotic asphyxiation, you won't need a boyfriend!

tigerisabelle 31

Thursday 18 July 2013 0:17

Sorry OP, families can suck. :(

Comments

Nicostream 16

Thursday 18 July 2013 1:51

How did a religious debate turn into your grandpas fetishes, I still wonder. FYL OP however for having a crazy family and a (ex) boyfriend who didn't deserve you.

RedPillSucks 31

Thursday 18 July 2013 23:13

I had the same question. Maybe he thought the asphyxiation would bring about some sort of religious epiphany.

worldclassrager 39

Thursday 18 July 2013 1:57

Well that's one shift to another...

Cazz91 21

Thursday 18 July 2013 2:06

You could have always just..... *Whitney Houstan's voice* "And iiiiiiiiiiii-yeeeeee-iiiiiiiiiii will always love youuuuuuuuu" - then again, breaking down in a love song while in the middle of an argument like that may raise some concerning questions about yourself, lol.

rec_chem 22

Thursday 18 July 2013 2:13

Seems to have dumped you? You're not sure?

mulumequitem 6

Thursday 18 July 2013 2:14

That's it? I've dated girls with weirder families... Ever have your girlfriends parents try to talk you into a foursome.... I think not.

snugglesMcGee199 23

Thursday 18 July 2013 2:40

Please, do tell that story! lol

RayearthNinja 10

Thursday 18 July 2013 3:18

yes please do tell us that story.

SolarFlare 20

Thursday 18 July 2013 15:34

that would've been an alltime topper

olpally 32

Thursday 18 July 2013 2:22

That's just awful... Stupid ass grandpa!

davikiin 6

Thursday 18 July 2013 2:23

Your family actually sounds pretty awesome.

snugglesMcGee199 23

Thursday 18 July 2013 2:43

Console yourself with this, OP. While your family may sometimes be too much to handle, they are never boring and (hopefully) they love each other and stick together.