Clever

By FMLTIMESTWO - 10/06/2009 04:36 - United States

Today, I found a dead bird on my windshield. Thinking I was clever, I turned on my windshield wipers to get the bird off. Unfortunately, the dead bird fell through my open window and onto my lap. FML
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Boweezee 0

Even dead animals deserve respect. YDI for being disrespectful, and obviously not as clever as you thought.

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KwitIt 0

I'm surprised it didn't just smear dead bird all over your windshield. Gross. You got kinda lucky.

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Aelaena 6

that made me burst out laughing, pretty gross though

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Juggalette_623 9

ROTFLMAO!! Nice save number 45. I busted out laughing at the first part of the comment. XD

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onceupop 0

#43 is WIN without the #45 edit ;D OP: I dont understand how this would work either, unless you have a car without a roof (can't remember english word ;( ) or were driving really fast.

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BrutalDave 0

That's physically impossible..? How the **** would a dead bird manuver its way into your window??

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burttrub0 0

#5. Really? Birds are know carriers of God-knows-how many dangerous diseases, and you want a proper burial? That reminds me of that "Grief Counseling" episode of the office

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Schumy0724 4

The magic dead bird. Changing direction in mid air to come back through the open window.

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ohhfudge 0

I probably would have done the same thing, except my windows would have been closed...

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will101 0

Ok a couple of things, im trying to imagine how this would happen... 1. the bird really could have only gone through the window if you were moving 2. if you were moving it means you either saw it on your windshield and drove off with it on there turning on the wipers or it miraculously died and landed on your windshield while you were driving (or it hit it while flying) in which case wouldn't it have A. damaged the glass and B. caused a bit of surprise/panic as something is obscuring your view while your driving (meaning you should have pulled over) I dunno i think this is a fake one.

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