Today, my boyfriend and I were looking at engagement rings. When the store owner asked about our budget, my boyfriend said with a straight face, "Nothing too expensive, I have a big penis so I don't have to overcompensate by buying a big diamond." FML
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Today, my boyfriend told me he'd drive me to the jeweler's to pick out a ring. We drove there, I picked the ring, and the sales person rang it up. I glanced at my boyfriend, only for him to reply, "Well don't look at me!" FML
Today, my boyfriend said he wanted to marry me. Since he doesn't know my ring size, he asked for me to find a ring that I liked, and he would buy it and propose. The only problem is that he won't spend more than 200 dollars on it. Oh, the generosity. FML
Today, I went with my girlfriend to the mall. We were looking at jewellery in Zales and she came across the engagement rings. She looks at one and says, "Are you kidding me? That ring is hideous and it's the most expensive one here! Who the fuck would buy that?" Well, that would be me. FML
Today, I was out with my boyfriend, when he started browsing wedding rings. He found a ring, proposed to me right there in front of a crowd, and then was promptly denied a payment plan. We left without a ring. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me the most beautiful diamond ring I have ever seen. As I excitedly put it on my finger, he told me it wasn't an engagement ring, but I should wear it like one to keep other men away and seem "unapproachable". FML
Today, my boyfriend bought me an engagement ring. It turned out to be the wrong size and we had to return it, since the store said it couldn't be re-sized. As we headed home, I felt guilty, so I turned to him and apologized. His response? "It's OK honey, I didn't really want to marry you that much anyway." FML
Today, my boyfriend won a diamond engagement ring through a citywide competition. Instead of proposing to me, he's selling it. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he's prepared to commit to marriage, but only if I buy my own ring and tell everyone he surprised me with it. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went shopping for an engagement ring. We ended up breaking up in the process. FML
Today, my very cheap boyfriend of four years proposed. I was overwhelmed with emotion, since he bought such a huge, seemingly-diamond ring. I was later overwhelmed with emotion when my finger turned green. FML
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bornaunicorn 12
You are one lucky lady!
chelsearenaeee 16
She clearly gets the D
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Comments (135)
juliettalphakilo 16
That is the perfect moment to snort with laughter and hold your fingers two inches apart.
abbiex 6
Ha very very very clever
ARod11SoCal 4
lmao what a good response
svillarrealmd 1
Love ittttt!!!!! Lmao! Big dick AND funny. What else do you want you little brat. Lol.
PieknyCzlowiek 7
If you love the guy, niether one should matter.
DaveInTulsa 1
There's a big difference between HAVING a big dick, and BEING a big dick!!
flashback_fml 14
Did you say "let me tell you why thats bullshit"
GamerMom392 19
Nothing wrong with picking the ring together; I chose mine, and it's titanium with a single smallish diamond, but that is what I wanted. I can't say FYL or YDI to this one. You scored something a lot more fun than a rock! I have to say I'd take my hubby's huge manhood over a gem any day!
elizacandle 29
I cant say your life sucks...youre the one marrying the guy after all...is he really as cocky as he thinks he is? Sounds like it .
IXChaosDragonXI 13
Sounds like a classy guy. I bet that was quite embarrassing for you. Next time hit him then when he whines are you that you embarrassed him just let him know that's how you felt.