Today, my boyfriend and I were looking at engagement rings. When the store owner asked about our budget, my boyfriend said with a straight face, "Nothing too expensive, I have a big penis so I don't have to overcompensate by buying a big diamond." FML
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Today, my boyfriend told me he'd drive me to the jeweler's to pick out a ring. We drove there, I picked the ring, and the sales person rang it up. I glanced at my boyfriend, only for him to reply, "Well don't look at me!" FML
Today, my boyfriend said he wanted to marry me. Since he doesn't know my ring size, he asked for me to find a ring that I liked, and he would buy it and propose. The only problem is that he won't spend more than 200 dollars on it. Oh, the generosity. FML
Today, I went with my girlfriend to the mall. We were looking at jewellery in Zales and she came across the engagement rings. She looks at one and says, "Are you kidding me? That ring is hideous and it's the most expensive one here! Who the fuck would buy that?" Well, that would be me. FML
Today, I was out with my boyfriend, when he started browsing wedding rings. He found a ring, proposed to me right there in front of a crowd, and then was promptly denied a payment plan. We left without a ring. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me the most beautiful diamond ring I have ever seen. As I excitedly put it on my finger, he told me it wasn't an engagement ring, but I should wear it like one to keep other men away and seem "unapproachable". FML
Today, my boyfriend bought me an engagement ring. It turned out to be the wrong size and we had to return it, since the store said it couldn't be re-sized. As we headed home, I felt guilty, so I turned to him and apologized. His response? "It's OK honey, I didn't really want to marry you that much anyway." FML
Today, my boyfriend won a diamond engagement ring through a citywide competition. Instead of proposing to me, he's selling it. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he's prepared to commit to marriage, but only if I buy my own ring and tell everyone he surprised me with it. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went shopping for an engagement ring. We ended up breaking up in the process. FML
Today, my very cheap boyfriend of four years proposed. I was overwhelmed with emotion, since he bought such a huge, seemingly-diamond ring. I was later overwhelmed with emotion when my finger turned green. FML
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bornaunicorn 12
You are one lucky lady!
chelsearenaeee 16
She clearly gets the D
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Comments (135)
awkward_gothlady 32
So is the big penis compensation for the lack of social skills?
Frustrated78 11
RUN! Run very fast and very far away from him.
DvDPlayerDude 5
Either way, why should the male in a relationship spend several month wages for a ring? A nice ring, with a story is more worth then just another ring from just another divorced couple
Raykyogrou03 12
If you care more about the ring than him, you don't deserve him
awkward_gothlady 32
I don't think it has to do with the size of the ring as much as it has do to with him announcing his penis size to a total stranger. I'd be mortified if a guy I was with did that.
baref00tmama 15
Hahahaha. Ha. So funny.
AlexJones44 9
Lol how's this a FML greedy bitch... Whoopty-*******-doo your not getting a big diamond. Enjoy what you've got.
roninvamp 4
He's got a point
Longshott 4
So instead he compensates for a small penis by claiming to have a large one.
diva239 8
He sounds like a major douch!!!
gofuckyourself96 1
its called a JOKE and even if he wasn't then why care so much about the ring... if you love him the ring wouldn't matter at all.