Intimacy: Classic

Classic

By anonymous - 07/04/2010 04:21 - United States

Today, I was having it off with my boyfriend of 3 years in his living room when a girl barges in, sees us, and screams, "I knew it!" then rushes out. My boyfriend gets up, grabs his pants, and, while chasing after her, yells, "Baby, she's nothing, you know I only love you!" FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2016 22:01

Today, my roommate's boyfriend professed his love to me. I kicked him out, and he stood outside the door calling my name until he saw my roommate coming down the hall. They both came in and he acted like nothing happened. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2009 09:43 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend of 3 months and I were in the middle of a heavy make-out session when his cell rang. Normally, he'd ignore it. This time however he pushed me off of him and said "Shit! It's probably my girlfriend!" I thought I was his girlfriend. FML

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Silver linings

By KANCHI - 02/06/2022 17:30 - India - Gurgaon

Today, my boyfriend and I were in the middle of great sex when he suddenly called out his ex's name. Just before I decided to yell at him and throw him out of my room, I realised he performed better when he yelled her name. So, I let him. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2012 06:29 - Canada - Calgary

Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML

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Assumptions

By 181999 - 14/09/2013 20:47 - United States - Essex Junction

Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment for the first time, only to see another girl walking out. I accused her of cheating with him and we got into a fight. Turns out I was at the wrong apartment. He lives next door. FML

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By unbelievable208 - 05/08/2009 05:28 - United States

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. It was just me and her. Things began to get heated, and we started doing it on the living room couch. Near the end of it, I whispered in her ear, "Who's your daddy?" I then heard behind me, "I am." FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2011 05:54 - United States

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend in his bedroom. It was getting pretty intense, so he got up to close the door. While he was facing the other way, I took off my bra and sling-shot it so that it would hit him. Right when I let go of it, his mom walked in and it hit her in the face. FML

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By justagirl - 02/12/2014 05:40 - United States - Roseville

Today, while in bed with my boyfriend of 2 years, he mentioned what it would be like if he had sex with anyone other than me. I mentioned the same about him. He quickly yelled, "No, you're a woman. You are mine!" FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2009 17:14 - United States

Today, I heard my boyfriend of 3 months talking with his friend, not knowing I could hear them. "Tonight's the night," my boyfriend says. "I'm finally going to tell her I love her!" I got really excited, deciding i loved him too. Then his friend says, "Awesome! But what about Kayla?" I'm Kayla. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2013 16:59 - Germany - Dortmund

Today, my girlfriend and I were going to get intimate, so I masturbated before leaving my place, hoping it would help me last longer than usual. 10 minutes in, she shoved me off and started screaming at me, convinced that I've been cheating on her and practising with someone else. FML

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NayaBayBeee 0

Wednesday 7 April 2010 12:23

Dump Him. That sucks OP. Punch him in the balls when and if you see him again(:

Quest_ 13

Wednesday 7 April 2010 12:25

Oh, man. **** your life. I don't even know what to say.

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elizanena9 0

Wednesday 7 April 2010 22:09

dump his ass!

lol_ironic_life 9

Wednesday 7 April 2010 23:14

Wow get rid of him NOW if you haven't! He is absolute scum :D There is better out there for you!

Grinner 0

Wednesday 7 April 2010 23:22

you can lie for 3 years, the problem is keeping the lie alive. ok, if someone after a year, there fellings are missing in action...obvious that ur sharing a 3rd fluid.

niesenator 0

Wednesday 7 April 2010 23:31

Stories like this piss me off it's your fault not an eff your life. It's your fault that you didn't know he was cheating and it's also your fault that you are dating such an asshole. Find a real boyfriend.

xAndreix 8

Thursday 8 April 2010 1:12

#121 You are so stupid I can't stop cursing in this hous of mine...cursing you and how stupid you are...How could she know he had another GF ?

ericck 0

Thursday 8 April 2010 0:11

that totally sucks

ash82 2

Thursday 8 April 2010 0:20

121- what, she is supposed to know what he is doing 24 hours a day? Thats bull shit. Do you stalk your bf/gf just to make sure sure he/she isn't cheating? FYL then.