Today, I was having it off with my boyfriend of 3 years in his living room when a girl barges in, sees us, and screams, "I knew it!" then rushes out. My boyfriend gets up, grabs his pants, and, while chasing after her, yells, "Baby, she's nothing, you know I only love you!" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my roommate's boyfriend professed his love to me. I kicked him out, and he stood outside the door calling my name until he saw my roommate coming down the hall. They both came in and he acted like nothing happened. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 months and I were in the middle of a heavy make-out session when his cell rang. Normally, he'd ignore it. This time however he pushed me off of him and said "Shit! It's probably my girlfriend!" I thought I was his girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in the middle of great sex when he suddenly called out his ex's name. Just before I decided to yell at him and throw him out of my room, I realised he performed better when he yelled her name. So, I let him. FML
Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment for the first time, only to see another girl walking out. I accused her of cheating with him and we got into a fight. Turns out I was at the wrong apartment. He lives next door. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. It was just me and her. Things began to get heated, and we started doing it on the living room couch. Near the end of it, I whispered in her ear, "Who's your daddy?" I then heard behind me, "I am." FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend in his bedroom. It was getting pretty intense, so he got up to close the door. While he was facing the other way, I took off my bra and sling-shot it so that it would hit him. Right when I let go of it, his mom walked in and it hit her in the face. FML
Today, while in bed with my boyfriend of 2 years, he mentioned what it would be like if he had sex with anyone other than me. I mentioned the same about him. He quickly yelled, "No, you're a woman. You are mine!" FML
Today, I heard my boyfriend of 3 months talking with his friend, not knowing I could hear them. "Tonight's the night," my boyfriend says. "I'm finally going to tell her I love her!" I got really excited, deciding i loved him too. Then his friend says, "Awesome! But what about Kayla?" I'm Kayla. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were going to get intimate, so I masturbated before leaving my place, hoping it would help me last longer than usual. 10 minutes in, she shoved me off and started screaming at me, convinced that I've been cheating on her and practising with someone else. FML
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NayaBayBeee 0
Dump Him. That sucks OP. Punch him in the balls when and if you see him again(:
Quest_ 13
Oh, man. **** your life. I don't even know what to say.
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Comments (107)
elizanena9 0
dump his ass!
lol_ironic_life 9
Wow get rid of him NOW if you haven't! He is absolute scum :D There is better out there for you!
Grinner 0
you can lie for 3 years, the problem is keeping the lie alive. ok, if someone after a year, there fellings are missing in action...obvious that ur sharing a 3rd fluid.
niesenator 0
Stories like this piss me off it's your fault not an eff your life. It's your fault that you didn't know he was cheating and it's also your fault that you are dating such an asshole. Find a real boyfriend.
xAndreix 8
#121 You are so stupid I can't stop cursing in this hous of mine...cursing you and how stupid you are...How could she know he had another GF ?
ericck 0
that totally sucks
ash82 2
121- what, she is supposed to know what he is doing 24 hours a day? Thats bull shit. Do you stalk your bf/gf just to make sure sure he/she isn't cheating? FYL then.
katiegason 0
I'd smash him
dani3l 0
she must hav been way better than u in bed haha
dance_till_dawn 0
Oh damn! Ouch! The prick!
JustinBieberIsOK 0
I LIKE JUSTIN BIEBER WHO GIVES A WHATEVER!!