Today, I was having it off with my boyfriend of 3 years in his living room when a girl barges in, sees us, and screams, "I knew it!" then rushes out. My boyfriend gets up, grabs his pants, and, while chasing after her, yells, "Baby, she's nothing, you know I only love you!" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my roommate's boyfriend professed his love to me. I kicked him out, and he stood outside the door calling my name until he saw my roommate coming down the hall. They both came in and he acted like nothing happened. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 months and I were in the middle of a heavy make-out session when his cell rang. Normally, he'd ignore it. This time however he pushed me off of him and said "Shit! It's probably my girlfriend!" I thought I was his girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in the middle of great sex when he suddenly called out his ex's name. Just before I decided to yell at him and throw him out of my room, I realised he performed better when he yelled her name. So, I let him. FML
Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment for the first time, only to see another girl walking out. I accused her of cheating with him and we got into a fight. Turns out I was at the wrong apartment. He lives next door. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. It was just me and her. Things began to get heated, and we started doing it on the living room couch. Near the end of it, I whispered in her ear, "Who's your daddy?" I then heard behind me, "I am." FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend in his bedroom. It was getting pretty intense, so he got up to close the door. While he was facing the other way, I took off my bra and sling-shot it so that it would hit him. Right when I let go of it, his mom walked in and it hit her in the face. FML
Today, while in bed with my boyfriend of 2 years, he mentioned what it would be like if he had sex with anyone other than me. I mentioned the same about him. He quickly yelled, "No, you're a woman. You are mine!" FML
Today, I heard my boyfriend of 3 months talking with his friend, not knowing I could hear them. "Tonight's the night," my boyfriend says. "I'm finally going to tell her I love her!" I got really excited, deciding i loved him too. Then his friend says, "Awesome! But what about Kayla?" I'm Kayla. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were going to get intimate, so I masturbated before leaving my place, hoping it would help me last longer than usual. 10 minutes in, she shoved me off and started screaming at me, convinced that I've been cheating on her and practising with someone else. FML
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NayaBayBeee 0
Dump Him. That sucks OP. Punch him in the balls when and if you see him again(:
Quest_ 13
Oh, man. **** your life. I don't even know what to say.
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Comments (107)
okieraider71 4
At least he was FINALLY honest with you ( she is nothing). A lesson learned in life. Next time you will be harder to cheat on.
NoRegrets187 0
yeah, definately sounds fake and made up.
Grinner 0
you can lie for 3 years, the problem is keeping the lie alive. the guy didn't have a life for giving such a hard work. after 1 year, the person goes missing in action with there fellings...you are sharing fluids my friend.
Grinner 0
you can lie for 3 years, the problem is keeping the lie alive. the guy didn't have a life for giving such a hard work.
darkmis1 18
Damn that sucks. I'm sorry, OP.
Grinner 0
after a year and the fellings of a person are missing in action...your sharing fluids my friend.
samanthazaremba 0
It's not difficult to cheat on someone apparently. I just found out I was cheating on & I had absolutely no idea.
pro21 3
how do you 'find out' you were cheating?
samanthazaremba 0
That he was cheating on me? He told me a few weeks ago because we're friends now & he felt bad.
breaking6883 17
She meant to say cheated on I guess.
slowlybreakingme 14
That has got to be the worst FML ever. Not on your part, but that guy had got to be the biggest douche. And that has to be the worst possible way for YOU to find out.
samanthazaremba 0
If he was seeing the other girl too she probably had a key to his house assuming he lives on his own. So she could of "barged in".
stewpididiot 11
I thought 'having it off' was an English, or British term. like, 'whilst'. WTF is a West Virginian talking like that for? What a Wanker
Cinn_fml 23
Maybe they moved during their lifetime? Maybe they have family in the UK? There are many reasons why they might use different phrases to you, so STFU.