here's a good idea show him how to do it and how you like it not everyones perfect

what's common with sex and sneeze? do you use your nose when having a sex?

get at me and you will see what you have been missing

Well, it's not completely his fault you suck in bed. It takes two to tango, and by "tango" I don't mean lying there like a ragdoll or blowup doll and complaining about your buttons not being pushed the right way... This is where the COMMUNICATION part of a relationship comes in. Talk to him and he can fix it. Bitching to strangers online will get you nowhere- unless you end up taking this advice. :P P.S. In bed, it's never one person's fault. It's like a math equation (I hate math but whatever) BOTH sides have to be EQUAL for you to get the right solution.

he must gots a chode

What is with all of you thinking it's her fault for not "telling him how she wants it." Especially the idiot on #35 assuming she just "lies there like a ragdoll", as if they know anything about her sex life. Seriously, maybe she has tried to show him and he is just a lazy or inconsiderate in bed or it just hasn't gotten better. This has happened to me with a guy....and that ended it pretty fast.

you should spice it up and add some hot fudge, what could go wrong?

you are probly fat. I mean just huge so you can't feel it

There is nothing as divine as a cigarette after a good sneeze...

I suggest adding sex toys to make it interesting and fulfilling for both of you. For instance, how about a big, thick Pepper Grinder?