Intimacy, Sex, Cheating and Holidays: Classic lineup

Classic lineup

By Phoellie - 28/08/2009 11:43 - United Kingdom

Today, as I arrived at my house after a two week holiday, I opened the door and heard footsteps upstairs. I went up and found my boyfriend naked in bed. We had great sex. Afterwards I found my best friend naked in the wardrobe. Turns out they'd also had great sex. FML

I agree, your life sucks 68 285

You deserved it 5 223

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By killmenow - 21/02/2011 01:19 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barge in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 957

You deserved it 8 928

By kay_jay1819 - 19/11/2010 05:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 967

You deserved it 33 403

By Anonymous - 13/02/2013 11:47 - United Kingdom - Stevenston

Today, the guy I like and his friend came home with me to work on a project. I opened my front door and my mum was at the top of the stairs completely naked, bent over, drying her hair with the hairdryer. It took a few moments for her to realise we were there. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 294

You deserved it 3 095

Mr Rogers

By Anonymous - 29/11/2023 05:00

Today, I met my upstairs neighbours in person. They had been having vigorous sex and all of a sudden I heard a loud, “OH SHIT” and they both fell through the ceiling and ended up on top of me on my sofa, covered in plaster and dust, and stark naked. FML

I agree, your life sucks 495

You deserved it 137

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2020 08:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were sexting, and he asked me if I would be naked and waiting for him when he got home. When he told me he was on his way, I took my clothes off and got into bed. What he didn’t tell me was he was bringing friends to pick up a desk from our place for their office. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 065

You deserved it 354

Classic

By Singleagain - 10/01/2024 14:00 - United States

Today, when I came home, my girlfriend was in sexy lingerie, and said it was a surprise for me. Sounds awesome, right? Too bad she was drenched in sweat and the room smelled like sex. I looked in the closet, only to get punched in the face by a naked guy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 660

You deserved it 114

By horny21 - 21/02/2010 08:19 - Canada

Today, I was laying on the bed, naked, waiting for my boyfriend to come home since we haven't had sex in almost a month. Hearing him come in, I struck my sexiest pose. He walked into our room and tossed his backpack at me. Not only did we not have sex, his backpack gave me a black eye. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 503

You deserved it 4 031

By Now Single - 03/04/2011 08:06 - Reserved

Today, I got back from vacation and walked in on my boyfriend and my brother in my bed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 118 708

You deserved it 8 368

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By Anonymous - 23/12/2019 18:00

Today, I got back from vacation and walked in on my boyfriend and my brother in my bed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 451

You deserved it 278

By Anonymous - 13/12/2009 08:39 - United States

Today, I came home and saw my girlfriend on the computer. I decided to sex things up and sneak up on her naked from behind. Apparently, she was video-chatting with her friends at the time. They saw everything. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 950

You deserved it 25 273

kawa_fml 0

Friday 28 August 2009 20:03

He's a bastard...I wonder what on earth your friend was thinking while she was sitting in the closet listening to you. Sounds like a dirty romance novel plot. You're better off without them both, it would seem.

skittleface 0

Friday 28 August 2009 20:06

i like the way this was written. that sucks so intensely.

Comments

SookMauNoots 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 1:40

lucky guy

andiiwandii 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 3:36

There are so many stories about the best friend sleeping with people's boyfriends...you'd think that people have more respect than that... Sorry about that though, hopefully you kicked both their asses :).

jonny2x4 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 3:42

WIN for him for being able to keep it up for you and your friend. Most guys are "one-and done". BTW are you and/or your friend hot?

inerdablanket 4

Saturday 29 August 2009 4:24

Maybe she was just coming from Gnarnia?

wordgirl 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 4:33

What's mollywhop and pineapple slap?

Thecommish 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 7:43

uh, who picked this guy? I think it was you. Seems like you're not such a good judge of character. Pick better next time.

IrReSiStAbLe88 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 8:18

Yeah, FIND A BETTER GUY NEXT TIME!!! :-/ Cause we all know how easy it is to find a guy worth while.... HA NOT. #97... It's a shame, but some guys are just always going to be on the prowl... A girl may be able to fake an ******, but a guy can fake a WHOLE relationship... Thats what comes to mind when I hear stories like these. Mother *******:)

StealthStorm67 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 18:11

Right. Because only guys cheat. Obviously.

Intoxicunt 5

Saturday 29 August 2009 10:34

That must have been THE best day of his life. Before getting found out, that is. Dear Penthouse....

teriwhale 4

Saturday 29 August 2009 13:45

how did he get it up for round 2 when he had just had sex with your best friend? : ( i don't understand... but FYL either way. you don't need those people in your life.