Today, I met and asked a cute girl out on a date. We decided to meet at a fancy restaurant downtown. When I got there I saw her sitting with what turned out to be her parents. They made a huge scene, calling me a pedophile and a low-life. Apparently, the girl was 16 years-old. I'm 25. FML
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Today, I had dinner at a local fast-food joint. There's an employee there that I usually talk to and flirt with, so I thought maybe it was time to ask for her number. After a small conversation and almost getting to the point, she told me, "I'm 17." I'm 23. FML
Today, I went out to meet a wonderful woman I'd chatted with online. I did have a few fears about if she was really just some guy trying to make a fool out of me. When I met her, she really was a girl, and was happy to see me. Problem: she was actually 13. I'm 34. FML
Today, I was on a date with a girl I've had feelings for since I was 14 (I'm 22). I took her out to dinner, then to a movie that we both liked and had a few drinks afterwards. I thought it was going really well until I was driving her home and she asked to be dropped off at her boyfriend's house. FML
Today, while shopping, I saw a little girl and her mom. The girl was pouting so I tried to cheer her up by asking her if she was a princess, because she was so pretty. She smiled but her mom looked at me with disgust and told me to, "Get lost, pedo." I'm a 17-year-old girl. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went on a date. I went to the bathroom. When I came back, she was sitting at a different table flirting with a guy that looked twice as old as her. FML
Today, I took a girl I like to a local band’s show. She didn’t want to dance with me, and after the show she got the lead singer’s number and planned to hang out the next day. We’re both 24, this kid just turned 19. She told me she was only into men her age or older. FML
Today, I was having dinner with my boyfriend. We'd just got our food when my dad walks in, comes up to our table and says, "I didn't say you could leave, you're too young to be dating him", then drags me out of the restaurant. We are both 15, and it was my first date. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with some friends. I noticed a very cute waitress about my age, so I walked over to her and asked if she had a boyfriend. The extremely fit, attractive waiter standing next to her immediately turned, held out his hand and goes, "Yeah. Meet me." FML
Today, I went out to dinner with my boyfriend and his mom. The hostess asked if I needed "the kid's menu," remarked how I look "so grown up for your age," and asked what grade I was in. I said I'm in university. She laughed as if it was the best joke ever told. I'm 22. FML
Today, I had a Tinder date with a girl who lied about her age; she was 22 but had told me she was 37. She used the word “like” seven times in the same sentence and and announced she expected me to pay her entire bill. I just walked away, so she threw a waiter's tray at the back of my head. FML
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RamenBurger 0
Does anyone else get irritated when someone is attracted to someone else who is SEXUALLY mature but underage and gets called a pedophile. Do people not get what a pedophile is? There's a difference between perv and pedo.
DameGreyWulf 1
Strangely, when she's 18, it won't matter you're 9 years ahead. But yes, as Tayrn said, you have to find out. Unless you met in a place where you could mroe safely assume it (bar, college campus, etc), then that's a FYL.
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Comments (206)
bored690 0
Whatever. She and her parents are bloody sickos. Maybe if you were all like I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE 16 AND I'M 25, but you didn't know so how are you a pedo???
ralphicous 0
Bare in mind! BEWARE OF JAILBAITs!!!!!
DLT_17 0
yeah i understand that. Asking about a women's is usually not an appropriate and nothing that comes to mind when she looks older which is not uncommon. If you really like a girl you don't in the middle of a conversation go "How old are you?". And plus it would have been legal in a year. the age is 17 for it not to be date rape. F her parents for letting her dress like a skanky 24 year old and f her for not even thinking to tell you and fyl because you didn't deserve this.
fancypantsninja 0
steriods in CHICKEN!!!!!!!!!! wait... hold on... WHAT ......can someone please explain (Im american and i love chicken)
fishcatch 0
It's not pedophilia to be with a girl who has secondary sexual characteristics. Pedophilia is a perversion where you like pre-pubescent people - you know, children. A 16 year old is only technically a "child" by law; they are not a physical child. So you should have told those creeps to stuff it - you are just an honest guy who made an honest mistake.
Jueezi 0
sorry James.... :(
hapylordofdeath9 0
is it just me or are young girls looking older and older these days?
HSW223 0
its not just you. they bring it on them selves if you ask me :P
ilovefatcats 12
oopsie XD
Alicia_Raven7 0
OP, you are a pedophile! you cant date a 16 year old!
beffburger 0
ummmm America is soooo strange. in the USA u can't have sex at 16 or drink at 17 like in the UK, but guns are legal! WTF?