Today, I went to visit my husband's grave. I was unable to mourn in peace because some teenagers were smoking pot and talking about a government conspiracy "to change the way gravity works" on the next grave over. FML
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Today, I went to the cemetery to visit a friend. As I was looking for his burial plot, I fell into a dug out grave and had to call my partner to come help me get out. FML
Today, I had to sneak a ladder into a cemetery at midnight because my husband got drunk with his buddies, decided to visit his mother's grave, and in the dark he fell into a fresh grave and couldn’t climb out. Not many women can say they’ve seen their husbands climb out of the grave I suppose. FML
Today, my son and I attended the funeral of a family friend. It went as well as any funeral could, up until the point that my apparently drunk son tried to grope the widow. I came an inch away from causing my son to need his own funeral. FML
Today, at the funeral home where I work, I asked my boss if it was time to "bring out the stiff". I didn't realize the guy's family was not only in the building, but within earshot as well. FML
Today, someone took a shit on my father’s gravestone. FML
Today, I attended my husband's funeral and my son carried out the eulogy, which basically turned into a character assassination, ending with "and I hope Hell is hot enough for you, old man." Almost our entire family agreed with every word he said. FML
Today, it's my husband's funeral. My adult children never made it secret that they didn't like him, but I'd hoped they'd come to support me. Their replies when I asked them went from, "You know I hated him", to "No, I have work", to "I'm not going anywhere near that fanatic's church." FML
Today, I found out that my grandmother desecrated my grandfather's grave. 14 years after his death, she dug up his body and had him cremated so that she could sell his plot back to the cemetery for money. I was the one who found out so I had to tell the rest of the family. FML
Today, my family attended the funeral of an old family friend's baby, who died in childbirth. Afterwards, my husband went around snickering and quietly telling dead baby jokes to the other attendees. FML
Today, I attended the wrong funeral. I spent twenty minutes trying to hide and walk away without being too conspicuous. FML
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Anti666 17
That's ******* horrible
buck33 14
I'm sorry. That's so rude, especially in a cemetery.
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Comments (85)
na1r0d_fml 0
FMLs are usualy funny. That is not a funny subject
kateindeed 5
Ouch. That I'd crazy disrespectful.. There are a lot of FMLs that just seem petty and stupid, but this one actually belongs here. I can't imagine losing someone and wanting to mourn and having to suffer through that nonsense.. Sorry for your loss, OP.
kateindeed 5
*is. Thank you, iPod.
sirspankalot 11
I now see that the zombie apocalypse in inevitable...
izzylovemason 16
Maybe that's how they're grieving the loss of a friend, maybe they're smoking over a grave of there beloved friend and they used to hang out and have conversations with them like that, next time ignore it and cherish your mourning time.
_NJSchreck_ 4
I don't care if someone YDI trolls on other posts that don't involve anything serious, but come on! this one doesn't deserve
erphy21 14
my condolences for your loss.
fantasyworld 37
Sorry for your loss.
moodyreallyrocks 27
So sorry for your loss OP..
bacooke 10
I'm a smoker and even I would never do that. have some respect for the dead.. Sorry op on behalf of all tokers out there
pickpocket2018 11
Should've asked for a hit of their joint