Today, I had to help my little sister do a first-grade project for school. For one part, they have to draw a picture of their role model. She drew a whale, and I asked, "A whale is your role model?" She laughed and said, "No! It's you!" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my little sister asked me what she would look like when she got older. I told her that she would probably look a lot like me. She started to cry. FML
Today, my 5-year-old daughter had to find pictures of animals that she felt represented each member of her family. This was the one she chose for me. I think she might be trying to imply something. FML
Today, I was partnered up with a girl in my art class, since the teacher had asked us to take turns drawing portraits of each other. I went first and felt pretty proud of how the drawing turned out. I showed it to her and she said "That's OK. I'm not good at drawing either." FML
Today, at the Mommy and Me dance class that I take my four year old daughter to, the instructor had us do a stretch, telling us to pretend we're mermaids. My daughter said to me, "But you're not a mermaid, you're a whale!" FML
Today, my sister finished a project about something she hates. Me. FML
Today, I got in an argument with my teacher for always comparing me to my sister that she had a few years before. After I said, "I'm not my sister so please stop comparing me to her," she responded, "Of course you're not your sister, I actually like your sister." FML
Today, I had to get my picture taken for a volunteer badge at the hospital. My sister came home and told my parents that she'd had a horrible day at work. They showed her my picture to cheer her up. FML
Today, my 5-year-old daughter drew a picture of our family. A typical drawing for a 5-year-old. Sticks and straws. One had two round shapes on its chest. "Is that mommy and is that one me?" I asked. "No daddy," she said. "You’re this one," she said while pointing out the one with boobs. FML
Today, we were drawing self-portraits in school. I'm horrible at art, so I turned to the person next to me and stated that mine looked really ugly. He replied saying, "No, it looks exactly like you." FML
Today, my mom took a picture of me. All she could say about the picture was, "At least your sister is pretty." FML
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Lioness8197 18
Think of the bright side! You're her role model and you inspire her! Even if you might look like a whale!
LanaViolin 10
Whale, whale, whale, looks like it's time to teach the little spout some manners, you can't wait until it all blows over.
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Comments (99)
killatrev 4
I think you need to lose some weight.
sugarshane007 20
And who are you to say this? Have you ever seen OP? Do you know OP? I think you need to keep your silly little observation to yourself.
BubbleGrunge 18
Children's drawings are usually not what they actually look like, OP. Just because you saw a whale doesn't mean that's actually what she drew! Cheer up, at least you are her role model! Don't **** that up!
Omfgitsmia 15
That's still kind of cute
Sir_drink_alot 20
She is young, she might see whales as beautiful, not fat. It could be a compliment
beastiness 14
I'm tired of people using FML to bitch about being called fat, if your going to get offended if someone says something maybe that's a good indicator it's time to stop eating shit food and sitting on your ass
ParadoxicalPea 8
You know, not everyone that's overweight got to that point by being lazy and having bad habits. So just stfu and don't judge people.
buckdharma 38
Sei, Moby she's Right, you're probably no thumbBalaena. Bowhead, and accept the honor, but take some Pilot-es classes.
Reaper1984 13
siblings, you cant live wit
Reaper1984 13
you can't live with them and cant live without them
perdix 31
From a little kid's perspective, everything seems huge, so don't feel bad, you're probably not as big as a whale. I'll bet you are really the size of a buffalo.
rhysfucker 24
Ha. Buffalo bill.
fresh247 10
at least ur her role model
CheeseHater 23
See it this way. She looks up to you and she might just suck at drawing. When I tried to draw Pikachu in first grade it looked like something Pikachu shat out and spit on.