Today, I had to help my little sister do a first-grade project for school. For one part, they have to draw a picture of their role model. She drew a whale, and I asked, "A whale is your role model?" She laughed and said, "No! It's you!" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my little sister asked me what she would look like when she got older. I told her that she would probably look a lot like me. She started to cry. FML
Today, my 5-year-old daughter had to find pictures of animals that she felt represented each member of her family. This was the one she chose for me. I think she might be trying to imply something. FML
Today, I was partnered up with a girl in my art class, since the teacher had asked us to take turns drawing portraits of each other. I went first and felt pretty proud of how the drawing turned out. I showed it to her and she said "That's OK. I'm not good at drawing either." FML
Today, at the Mommy and Me dance class that I take my four year old daughter to, the instructor had us do a stretch, telling us to pretend we're mermaids. My daughter said to me, "But you're not a mermaid, you're a whale!" FML
Today, my sister finished a project about something she hates. Me. FML
Today, I got in an argument with my teacher for always comparing me to my sister that she had a few years before. After I said, "I'm not my sister so please stop comparing me to her," she responded, "Of course you're not your sister, I actually like your sister." FML
Today, I had to get my picture taken for a volunteer badge at the hospital. My sister came home and told my parents that she'd had a horrible day at work. They showed her my picture to cheer her up. FML
Today, my 5-year-old daughter drew a picture of our family. A typical drawing for a 5-year-old. Sticks and straws. One had two round shapes on its chest. "Is that mommy and is that one me?" I asked. "No daddy," she said. "You’re this one," she said while pointing out the one with boobs. FML
Today, we were drawing self-portraits in school. I'm horrible at art, so I turned to the person next to me and stated that mine looked really ugly. He replied saying, "No, it looks exactly like you." FML
Today, my mom took a picture of me. All she could say about the picture was, "At least your sister is pretty." FML
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Lioness8197 18
Think of the bright side! You're her role model and you inspire her! Even if you might look like a whale!
LanaViolin 10
Whale, whale, whale, looks like it's time to teach the little spout some manners, you can't wait until it all blows over.
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Comments (99)
Obey_StudBoii 23
You should be happy she chose you.
11grace18 5
Well...it's the thought that counts right?
luckylove869 7
At least your her role model!!
yui9 4
Burn!
ReverendWhiley 1
That's adorable.
heyyitsemilia 11
Well, at least you're her role model..even though in her eyes you look like a whale
_FvckMyLife_ 13
At least your her role model..
T1A2Z3 35
Maybe you remind her of a whale? Like you love the ocean? Or you just have the same personality?