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By cbolig - 03/05/2011 12:15

Today, while on a first date with a guy who turned out to be twice my age, we were playing video games at the theatre before the movie started. Suddenly he falls face first while having a seizure. The EMT asked if my "dad" had a history of epilepsy. FML

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By avaiia - 09/08/2016 20:32 - United States - Chicago

Today, I had a first date. We really hit it off and wound up watching movies together and talking late into the night. I ignored a developing migraine all night, then tried to leave hurriedly when it got bad. He stalled me leaving by asking what's wrong. I started vomiting. FML

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By secret_source - 17/05/2012 05:05 - United States

Today, my first date consisted of him and me in the emergency room of the hospital after his little brother hit me in the face with a baseball bat. FML

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By the fuck? - 05/03/2016 09:49 - Australia - Hawthorn

Today, I actually had to reassure the girl I'm seeing that she can't "catch" my epilepsy. FML

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By Brianna Michelle Ferrell - 18/09/2018 13:30

Today, I went on a date with a guy and he kept winking at me. I thought it was really sweet until later that night he told me he had Tourette's. FML

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By Allie - 29/10/2009 23:44 - United States

Today, I got a text from my boyfriend that said, "Last week was the most embarassing time of my life, we're over." He was of course referring to the seizure that I had due to my epilepsy at Olive Garden. FML

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Thanks, dude

By jamiedevin - 06/11/2010 04:04 - United States

Today, I was feeling really sick when I was with my boyfriend at the park. When we were walking, I got really dizzy and collapsed. My boyfriend didn't catch me. His mom took me to the hospital. While I was being poked with needles, he was at home playing COD. FML

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By xxccruzxx - 29/06/2012 13:30 - United States

Today, at work, my phone kept crashing. Without thinking, I announced that it was having a seizure. Who did I announce this to? My boss. Who also happens to have epilepsy. FML

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You deserved it 29 881

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By EllieS9311 - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Montevallo

Today, my 13 year-old son had a seizure in the middle of his history class. We were at the hospital for three hours and several expensive tests later he informed me he faked the seizure so he could get out of a group presentation. He was so proud that he was such a good actor. FML

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Let's slip out of here

By Anonymous - 07/04/2009 02:11 - United States

Today, my friends and I saw a movie. We sat in the balcony. Halfway during the movie we heard a commotion, thinking it was a group of unruly teenagers like us, we began to pelt the lower half of the theater with candy. We later learned that it was a man having a heart attack. FML

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Great first impression

By FirstImpressionist - 11/05/2022 14:00

Today, at work, where I am the boss’s son, I introduced myself to the new guy and starting working on a project. Not five minutes into it, I apparently had a seizure, passed out, smashed my face on the work table, and regained consciousness in a state of confusion with EMTs surrounding me. FML

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cptmorgan15 2

Tuesday 3 May 2011 19:03

Yes, **** your life. Not the guy who's having a seizure.

Haiden_fml 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 19:04

Warning: Rapist around. Signs of rapist are; Going to the movies, video games and oldness. If this rapist try's to attack you shine flash light off and on rapidly until help arrives.

Comments

liecake 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 4:53

Wow, so the guy has a seizure, and you're complaining about his age? Classy.

Xxak907xX 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 4:55

wtf..? how can you not tell if someone's twice as old as you?

Elledanae 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 5:00

So you're complaining because they called the man old? Not you, quit you're whining, this man is having seizure. So hush it, they didn't call the man twice your age your son.

xcrazyforyouu 2

Wednesday 4 May 2011 5:32

was it a blind date you got set up on or something...

JesterMarcus 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 6:08

Hey #17, just because he's old doesn't mean he's NOT a rapist as well.

Asura09 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 6:30

more like FHL for having to go through epilepsy. YDI you shallow bitch.

Erindub 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 6:33

OMG, what a crappy first date. Truly an FML. Sweet of you to stick around for the medics. I might've split.

todder45 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 7:11

that's funny..lol

actionwaters 3

Wednesday 4 May 2011 7:26

Hahahaha

Lisa89 3

Wednesday 4 May 2011 11:38

If he knew he had this kind of epilepsy why would he go to a cinema/ play video games? Those things are all about the flashing lights! (he's twice OPs age so he should have already been diagnosed for years already right?) I don't know it sounds like a weird situation... poor him but maybe he could have avoided having a seizure? And OP, what are you doing going on a date with someone you know NOTHING about before hand? Don't go on blind dates!