Today, my boyfriend and I were taking a stroll when I was mugged at knife point. My boyfriend did nothing and just stood there while the mugger took my purse and cellphone. His reason? The other day, I'd "disrespected" him by “texting another guy.” I’d texted the guy, “Happy birthday.” FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was walking home with my boyfriend, when a guy pulled a knife and told us to hand over our money. My boyfriend blurted "I don't have shit, dude! She has tons of cash!" The moment the mugger turned to me, my boyfriend ran away at top speed. FML
Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend stealing money from my purse. He tried to turn it on me by claiming I'll owe him for the flowers he'll get me on Valentine's Day, then tried to make me feel guilty by saying the whole thing is for "selfish bitches anyway". FML
Today, I got mugged. After taking my cell phone, the guy politely said: "Thanks. Have a nice evening. Be careful on your way home." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend we should avoid the local walking trail after I got followed by a homeless man. He assured me we’d be fine and the guy wouldn’t approach me as long as I had a man with me. Wrong. We both got beat up and robbed by said homeless man. FML
Today, my girlfriend totally emasculated me and made me a laughing stock when we got mugged and, instead of just handing over her purse like the guy said, she took out a stun gun and used it on him while I freaked out and cried. Now all my friends are laughing at me. FML
Today, I came back to my boyfriend's house where I've been staying to find all my things thrown outside, ruined, including my entire CD collection, textbooks and clothes cut up. All because I had left my phone there and had got a text from a guy saying, "Hi, how have you been?" FML
Today, someone took my phone away. Why? Because I was texting my ex-boyfriend who cheated on me with one of my friends. FML
Today, my girlfriend asked me to hold her purse while shopping. All of a sudden, a robber punched me in the face and took her purse. She started crying about her purse and told me to get off the ground because I was embarrassing her. FML
Today, my boyfriend refuses to talk to me because of a misread text. FML
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benjamn 24
Even if you talked to"another guy," your boyfriend should have thrown himself on the knife to save your purse and crappy cell phone. Sounds like your BF made the right choice.
RichardPencil 32
She would have said brother, cousin, uncle, etc. if it was one of those. "Another guy" means rival for the boyfriend.
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Comments (16)
Royal Sataness 4
there is a very real possibility he set this mugging up to punish you. they had you at knife point but didn't demand his wallet as well? you'll probably never know one way or another, but what he said after is straight dangerous. you need to get the hell away from him before he hurts you or someone you love. and he WILL hurt you.
Glitterbaby2613 20
calm down Karen, you don't know that
bobsanction 18
So he should get stabbed so you don't have to be inconvenienced by being mugged? That's kind of selfish of you.
mentalissues 12
Unless he set up the mugging I wouldn’t blame him but his answer for why he didn’t seem to care or try to help you is horrible and extremely obsessive and like an abusive jerk with possessive issues… please leave him that sounds like the relationship could get really bad
shaylashaniya 2
Ex boyfriend!
ndenefe 8
wrong reason but correct response. none of those items is worth a life. file a police report later