Today, I asked my mom to buy me new shorts. She bought fluffy bubble shorts. I'm a 20 year-old guy. FML
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Today, my mom cut off the legs of all my pants, because she says I don't show enough skin for guys. I'm now forced to wear jaggedly cut shorts that barely cover my thighs until I can buy new ones. FML
Today, my mom decided to do something new and borrowed some of my clothes. She's currently wearing a very small pair of short shorts and a very tight tank top. We're going to a very prestigious golf course and she won't change. FML
Today, for my 18th birthday my mum gave me a black lace thong. I'm a guy. FML
Today, while grocery shopping, my Dad asked me what I wanted for 'Din-Dins' while scratching his nuts. In a crowded aisle. Wearing short shorts. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML
Today, I asked my mom if she thought I looked skinny in my shorts. She jiggled my leg fat, looked up at me and walked away. FML
Today, my mom put some bubblewrap on my desk because she thought I would have fun with it. I'm 18. It was awesome. FML
Today, I went swimming. As I was getting out of the very crowded pool a little girl ran up to me pointed and yelled, "Mommy, I want big boobies like that when I grow up." I'm 16. I'm a boy. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My mom got me a gym membership and a bunch of clothes that are a few sizes too small. FML
Today, I went bowling with my mom and she paid for 2 games. By the 6th frame of game 1 she was bored and to get her money back for both games she told the employees I shit my pants. I'm 17. FML
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xicor 1
Why can't you buy your own damn shorts. You're an adult
mike3775 39
I don’t by my adult kids clothes, except as gifts for birthday/Christmas, and even then, only when that’s what they tell me they want. At 20, you should be buying your own clothes. Enjoy the fluffy bubble shorts, you deserve it
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Comments (19)
zuckerburg 21
You're 20 and you want mommy to buy you new shorts? Then YDI, poor snowflake. Are you going to be okay? Do you want your dummy and binky to go cry in the corner because mommy ruined your life?
Joey Fisher_2001944021 3
You're 20 years old... buy your own clothes rather than relying on your mom.
Ritu Thomas 5
At 20, you asked your mom to buy shorts for you? You deserved it and FYL
Taurus_ChicKa 37
You're 20 years old. Buy your own shorts. It's that simple.
randybryant799 21
Good grief. You're 20 years old. Buy your own shorts.