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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
I agree, your life sucks 43 563
You deserved it 2 870

Same thing different taste

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camera123 0

In soviet russia, your facebook changes your relationship!

Obviously this guy isn't worth his weight in shit if he can do something like that

cyncha89 0

One of the reasons why I hate technology. FYL

perdix 29

Facebook doesn't kill relationships. Relationships kill relationships. Hmmm. That sounded better when the NRA said it. Let's try this one: You'll get my Facebook when you pry it from my cold, dead hands!

21 - I'm just wondering how you managed to post this comment? Did you write a letter and send it to a moderator or more likely did you use the technology you hate?

perdix 29

Translation: I was test-driving the idea of getting back with my ex, and hedging my bets by hanging onto you for as long as possible.