Today, I'd gotten home from dropping my boyfriend off when my dad said, "Your phone's been buzzing." I had a text saying, "You're grounded" from my Dad. My "Take your birth control" had been going off for a half an hour while I was gone. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my phone went off, reminding me to take my birth control. Instead of vibrating as per usual, it rang. The ringtone had been changed to my boyfriend singing "It's birth control time, birth control time, take your pill, or I'll say it ain't mine." I was sitting in a quiet waiting room. FML
Today, my daughter had just left for a date with her boyfriend. All of a sudden, she runs back in the house screaming "I forgot to take my birth control!" That is not something a father wants to hear. FML
Today, my daughter had just left for a date with her boyfriend. All of a sudden, she runs back into the house, screaming, "I forgot to take my birth control!" That is not something a father wants to hear. FML
Today, my mother asked me if my boyfriend and I were getting serious. I quickly lied and said no. She then informed me that if things ever heated up, she would take me to get birth control. Wanting birth control, I confessed. In turn she grounded me. I'm not allowed to see my boyfriend anymore. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I came back to my house after a night on the town. Thinking the house was empty, we had sex. Just as it was getting good, my phone beeped. It was a text from my mom, saying, "Quiet down. Even your father can tell you're faking." FML
Today, my mom took my cell to work with her. When she got home later, she scolded me for not answering her calls. When I pointed out that she'd taken it, she grounded me for "talking back". FML
Today, I was using my dad's cell because I had broken mine. I was texting my boyfriend all day when my dad needed his phone back. I forgot to tell my boyfriend that my dad would be using the phone. My boyfriend then texted graphically what he wanted to do to my dad. FML
Today, my parents grounded me and told me I can forget about going to prom, Grad Bash, and getting a new car for graduation. My mom was cleaning my room and found a pack of condoms in my dresser drawer. Oh, and they made me call my boyfriend they didn’t know about to tell him it was over, on speaker. FML
Today, as I was driving my dad home, I got a text message. My dad, who doesn't want me texting while I'm driving, decided to read the text message to me. He began to repeat a message from my boyfriend recounting the amazing sex we had the night before. FML
Today, my dad took my phone away because I "had to be texting while driving in order to wreck my car." I was too ashamed to tell him that a huge bug flew into my face causing me to veer off the road and into a brick mailbox. FML
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redbluegreen 41
Okay your dad's probably an idiot. Seriously. Birth control doesn't always mean you're sexually active. If you're old enough to drive your boyfriend around (without an adult also in the car with you), you're old enough to take birth control for your own reasons. At least in my opinion. Plus, you weren't texting and driving at the same time. He should be happy about that.
ihatewankers 0
So ... your Dad would rather you were irresponsible & fell pregnant? Is that what he's trying to prove? Fail Dad, Fail.
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hanic101 0
Why do dads always freak out over birth control. Alot of girls take to make their period shorter and lighter. If I were you I would call it something else like allergy pills or something.
Arcterion 0
I know, right? People can be so goddamn ignorant on such basic things...
perfectwinds 0
LMAO. All I can think is "I'm allergic to sex so I'm taking THESE!" when you say "allergy pills." =P Sorry... Not enough sleep. But the dad is seriously being an ass. One, looked at her phone when he should have minded his own business and two, grounded her before getting the facts. That's just awful. My dad knew I was on BC and I told him it was for my irregular periods.. Which was half true.
kitkatkelly 0
lol @ 76. "I'm allergic to babies!"
wienerwagon 0
Obvz deserve it for not getting preggo and passing your genes on as often as possible.
Arcterion 0
I find it hilarious how Americans tend to go apeshit over something as simple as birthcontrol. "OH GOD, MY DAUGHTER IS ON THE PILL! THIS MUST MEAN SHE'S A *****!"
xxXChiiXxx 2
You probably haven't read the OTHER COMMENTS saying that BC isn't a big deal, have you?
xxXChiiXxx 2
Not to mention the person who wrote this is from Canada. Don't (automatically) assume things next time.
f_u_u_f_f 0
@#90, Canadians are Americans also. The term "American" may refer to anybody on the continent of North America, which has Mexico, the Unites States, and Canada.
solipsistic 0
Smartass
Raeser 7
I agree with #20, it's so damn USA to have parents controlling their kids and even caring if the have sex or not instead of just realize that teenagers are teenagers and obviously will have sex at some point in their life. Worst part is: they think they have the rights to "allow" or "forbid" sexual activity. Guess what? You don't!
SpriteAndBananas 14
I seriously laughed out loud... this is freaking hilarious
carbivore 10
There's a reason the running joke in the feminist community is to call them "***** pills." I suppose it's hard to break out of that mindset when you have politicians left and right trying to ban it because they want women to not have reproductive freedom.
calamito 0
So you got grounded for being responsible while sexually active? FYL.
bajams 0
'So you got grounded for being responsible while sexually active? FYL.' Agreed.
Brittani090270 1
So many girls are getting accidentally pregnant these days. I mean, don't get me wrong, I wouldn't be here if my parents had been smart, but I think it's great when girls are actually taking care of their responsibilities. I'm on the virgin side of things, but I don't think girls on BC are slutty. Not everyone in Oklahoma is that conservative. =)
Sanrio90 8
Your dad fails. Some girls take BC for health reasons, and even if you were taking it to prevent pregnancy, that should be something he's proud of. Reactionary idiot of a parent, FYL.
aback 5
Your dad's an idiot. He'd rather be stuck raising his grandkid?
perfectwinds 0
Even IF she got pregnant doesn't mean he'd be stuck raising it.
el_ECTRO 0
Haha that sucks, I am so scared that will happen to me O__o My alarm just says 'pill' though. You should have said you needced it for medical reasons, some of my friends do (some lying, some not) :p
_system_ 0
Grounded for being careful? Oh dear, sorry but your dad seems like an idiot.