Today, I'd gotten home from dropping my boyfriend off when my dad said, "Your phone's been buzzing." I had a text saying, "You're grounded" from my Dad. My "Take your birth control" had been going off for a half an hour while I was gone. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my phone went off, reminding me to take my birth control. Instead of vibrating as per usual, it rang. The ringtone had been changed to my boyfriend singing "It's birth control time, birth control time, take your pill, or I'll say it ain't mine." I was sitting in a quiet waiting room. FML
Today, my daughter had just left for a date with her boyfriend. All of a sudden, she runs back in the house screaming "I forgot to take my birth control!" That is not something a father wants to hear. FML
Today, my daughter had just left for a date with her boyfriend. All of a sudden, she runs back into the house, screaming, "I forgot to take my birth control!" That is not something a father wants to hear. FML
Today, my mother asked me if my boyfriend and I were getting serious. I quickly lied and said no. She then informed me that if things ever heated up, she would take me to get birth control. Wanting birth control, I confessed. In turn she grounded me. I'm not allowed to see my boyfriend anymore. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I came back to my house after a night on the town. Thinking the house was empty, we had sex. Just as it was getting good, my phone beeped. It was a text from my mom, saying, "Quiet down. Even your father can tell you're faking." FML
Today, my mom took my cell to work with her. When she got home later, she scolded me for not answering her calls. When I pointed out that she'd taken it, she grounded me for "talking back". FML
Today, I was using my dad's cell because I had broken mine. I was texting my boyfriend all day when my dad needed his phone back. I forgot to tell my boyfriend that my dad would be using the phone. My boyfriend then texted graphically what he wanted to do to my dad. FML
Today, my parents grounded me and told me I can forget about going to prom, Grad Bash, and getting a new car for graduation. My mom was cleaning my room and found a pack of condoms in my dresser drawer. Oh, and they made me call my boyfriend they didn’t know about to tell him it was over, on speaker. FML
Today, as I was driving my dad home, I got a text message. My dad, who doesn't want me texting while I'm driving, decided to read the text message to me. He began to repeat a message from my boyfriend recounting the amazing sex we had the night before. FML
Today, my dad took my phone away because I "had to be texting while driving in order to wreck my car." I was too ashamed to tell him that a huge bug flew into my face causing me to veer off the road and into a brick mailbox. FML
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redbluegreen 41
Okay your dad's probably an idiot. Seriously. Birth control doesn't always mean you're sexually active. If you're old enough to drive your boyfriend around (without an adult also in the car with you), you're old enough to take birth control for your own reasons. At least in my opinion. Plus, you weren't texting and driving at the same time. He should be happy about that.
ihatewankers 0
So ... your Dad would rather you were irresponsible & fell pregnant? Is that what he's trying to prove? Fail Dad, Fail.
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Comments (136)
420bliss 0
he should be happy that you're trying to prevent him from being a grandfather! ugh, men are so stupid.
purple_people 0
He should be happy you're being responsible. We don't need more teen pregnancies in this world.
namelessfew 0
At least it shows you're some what responsible for attempting to keep down the population.
pjspelce 0
Your dad's just jealous he can't get laid, FYL
BubblesB123 0
YDI for not being honest with your dad.
roflcopterzzz 0
You're retarded. You deserved it for making it so ******* obvious. What's wrong with you? You couldn't have made it abbreviated, even? Or just, "Wake up?" You deserved every bit of it, fucktard.
Kaaaaatie 0
could have been worse, the alarm could have said "abortion day tomorrow!" so thank god for small favors..
SarahDC 0
lol
xXmoses_rocksXx 0
Well, that just sucks. But you should've had your phone with you...but even so, doesn't you're father understand that Birth Conrol can be used just for the sake of your period, and not just because you plan on having sex? Well, OP, good luck looking your dad in the face after that.
AlphaOmega0106 18
It is actually pretty easy to forget and leave a phone, wallet etc. at home, especially if you're like me and put something down then get wound up in something else and completely forget about it
SusanaSaysRawrxD 0
I'm on the Pill for medical reasons besides contraception, as could the OP. her dad's jumping to conclusions.
mijzelffan 0
Your father fails at parenting. Why are you grounded for taking birth cotrol pills? Like it's a crime or something. I wish I could just tell your dad that he's a big failure as a parent