Today, I'd gotten home from dropping my boyfriend off when my dad said, "Your phone's been buzzing." I had a text saying, "You're grounded" from my Dad. My "Take your birth control" had been going off for a half an hour while I was gone. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my phone went off, reminding me to take my birth control. Instead of vibrating as per usual, it rang. The ringtone had been changed to my boyfriend singing "It's birth control time, birth control time, take your pill, or I'll say it ain't mine." I was sitting in a quiet waiting room. FML
Today, my daughter had just left for a date with her boyfriend. All of a sudden, she runs back in the house screaming "I forgot to take my birth control!" That is not something a father wants to hear. FML
Today, my daughter had just left for a date with her boyfriend. All of a sudden, she runs back into the house, screaming, "I forgot to take my birth control!" That is not something a father wants to hear. FML
Today, my mother asked me if my boyfriend and I were getting serious. I quickly lied and said no. She then informed me that if things ever heated up, she would take me to get birth control. Wanting birth control, I confessed. In turn she grounded me. I'm not allowed to see my boyfriend anymore. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I came back to my house after a night on the town. Thinking the house was empty, we had sex. Just as it was getting good, my phone beeped. It was a text from my mom, saying, "Quiet down. Even your father can tell you're faking." FML
Today, my mom took my cell to work with her. When she got home later, she scolded me for not answering her calls. When I pointed out that she'd taken it, she grounded me for "talking back". FML
Today, I was using my dad's cell because I had broken mine. I was texting my boyfriend all day when my dad needed his phone back. I forgot to tell my boyfriend that my dad would be using the phone. My boyfriend then texted graphically what he wanted to do to my dad. FML
Today, my parents grounded me and told me I can forget about going to prom, Grad Bash, and getting a new car for graduation. My mom was cleaning my room and found a pack of condoms in my dresser drawer. Oh, and they made me call my boyfriend they didn’t know about to tell him it was over, on speaker. FML
Today, as I was driving my dad home, I got a text message. My dad, who doesn't want me texting while I'm driving, decided to read the text message to me. He began to repeat a message from my boyfriend recounting the amazing sex we had the night before. FML
Today, my dad took my phone away because I "had to be texting while driving in order to wreck my car." I was too ashamed to tell him that a huge bug flew into my face causing me to veer off the road and into a brick mailbox. FML
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redbluegreen 41
Okay your dad's probably an idiot. Seriously. Birth control doesn't always mean you're sexually active. If you're old enough to drive your boyfriend around (without an adult also in the car with you), you're old enough to take birth control for your own reasons. At least in my opinion. Plus, you weren't texting and driving at the same time. He should be happy about that.
ihatewankers 0
So ... your Dad would rather you were irresponsible & fell pregnant? Is that what he's trying to prove? Fail Dad, Fail.
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thisismylifetoda 0
WTF is wrong with the world?! BAD DAUGHTER FOR TRYING TO PREVENT PREGNANCY You should just have sex and get pregnant You're father is an idiot
Brittani090270 1
Parents generally don't want their kids to have sex at all. I don't think the issue is birth control, it's sex.
onemusicnote 0
I love ignorant parents! Let him ground you! The grounding will end and you'll still be protected! ...or maybe you're just trying to regulate your period. Seems like he's not interested in research of the topic or his daughter being responsible. Good for you, honey!
EmbryH 0
Omg, that REALLY sucks, but you could've been a bit more covert about it. Like maybe abbreviating on the alarm to something like "BCP" or something, so you could've at least gotten away with some quick lie. YDI for leaving you phone at home in the first place, and for not hiding it well enough
fatgothchick 0
they should support you for taking birth control....
deadpixel_fml 2
If you are living with your father, not paying bills, not buying the house or car your boyfriend and you are having sex in, he had ever right to say your grounded, hell he has the right to tell you to stop seeing your boyfriend! And another thing, if you don't wanna get preggo, DON'T HAVE SEX. If you don't wanna get a STD, DON'T HAVE SEX. If you don't want your father to ground you, DON'T HAVE SEX. And if you were taking the pills to get your period on track, or something like that, why not tell him about it and not go complain about it on FML?
riley0_0 0
wow. you really dont know anything about teens.
bexox 0
Woooww... thank you, Grandpa! FY kid's life, if you have any. (hopefully not)
cyxx 0
What is so wrong with what deadpixel said? A little extreme, yes, but he has a point.
Tubasaurus 0
Not really. People don't have sex out of habit, they have sex because they want to have sex. Same thing with junk food. By eating junk food I am putting myself at risk for poor health, but by moderating my diet and exercising, I can avoid this.
deadpixel_fml 2
Deadpixel is a 15-year old girl... O_O I like when people call me a guy, its funny. and stupid, because they don't know me.
deadpixel_fml 2
And by "and stupid," I mean I find it funny when people call me stupid. :)
xhalighx 0
First of all, I never understood parents that who punish their children for being careful. My will get a raise in their allowance or taken out to dinner for using contraceptives because I don't want to be a grandparent for a very looooong time. My parents were of the same opinion. So yes, OP, FYL for having outdated parents. To the people saying you have to having sex to be on birth control, do your homework. I had to take birth control in high school for a hormone imbalance. No, it is not only for sex.
julianfun7 0
That was funny lol. Your life is ****** up.
Nightfallz 0
fyl indeed. grounded for being on birth control? you should be thanked tbh
eggbrtshootsfire 0
Your dad sucks, I agree he should be thankful you're responsible... And responsible enough to remember it too.
sam_stalker 0
Shouldn't he be mad if you WEREN'T on the pill? What's he gonna do? Take it away after he's done grounding you? You should tell him that you need those pills because you have unbeareble menstraul cramps and your period is so heavy you can't stand it; that ought to make him unconfertable! Plus you'll get your pills back