Today, we had a drug search at school. After the search, we went back inside. My bag was open, and my lunch was gone. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was searched and questioned at the airport for having an apple. FML
Today, my mom had an appointment with my teacher after class. She never showed. My teacher ended up driving me home. FML
Today, I lost my dog. I looked around my neighborhood for hours, and found him under my bed asleep when I got home. FML
Today, I opened up an English textbook to find someone else's dirty fingernails between the pages. FML
Today, I was in the toilet. Some idiots thought it was funny to throw a water balloon into the cubicle. The balloon didn't pop, but fell in the toilet, sending my own urine onto my shorts. I had 4 hours left of school. FML
Today, I got lost, and eventually noticed that I'd passed by the same house a few times. Apparently somebody who lives on that street noticed as well, because the next time I passed by, the police were waiting for me. FML
Today, as I was walking back to my dorm, I looked down and thought, "I wonder why the ground is wet in just this one spot?" Then I got hit with a water balloon. FML
Today, I faked a sore throat for the school nurse so I could go home early. It took my dad the rest of the school day just to get there to pick me up. FML
Today, I found out that my neighbor's son is supposed to be giving me gas money for driving him to school each morning. He's using it to buy drugs instead. FML
Today, I went for a run. I ended up being tackled by two cops, handcuffed, and dragged to the station with no explanation. Turns out a house nearby had been robbed and the best description they got was, "A man running." I didn't even get an apology. FML
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Top comments
briang959 47
Thanks for supporting your local police.
Welshite 40
That's why you don't take powdered sugar to school, kids.
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Comments (51)
randomname98 22
One thing I've learned from owning a dog: no matter how well trained they are, if they get a chance to go for food, they take it without regret.
firefox9778 20
Yeah. My dog is very well trained, but if she sees good she goes crazy! Haha
guynamedsky 15
who knows, he could have been the one to take it
JuliusSeizure 18
Better than losing your cocaine.
TPrice21 2
Crime prevention at its finest
1PersonIsMyWorld 22
it does matter what is was.. dogs can't have chocolate, nuts, and other certain foods.
Enslaved 38
That stoner must have had the munchies?
buckstop1 37
Why the "?"
ohSNAPyall 27
K9: "There's drugs in this peanut butter sandwich!"
Sheepalicious 20
you need to complain. that is unacceptable
lil_ham1644 29
Is that supposed to be a "how I met your mother" reference?
countryb_cth 38
It was probably doughnuts