Today, we had a drug search at school. After the search, we went back inside. My bag was open, and my lunch was gone. FML
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Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, I was searched and questioned at the airport for having an apple. FML
Today, my mom had an appointment with my teacher after class. She never showed. My teacher ended up driving me home. FML
Today, I lost my dog. I looked around my neighborhood for hours, and found him under my bed asleep when I got home. FML
Today, I opened up an English textbook to find someone else's dirty fingernails between the pages. FML
Today, I was in the toilet. Some idiots thought it was funny to throw a water balloon into the cubicle. The balloon didn't pop, but fell in the toilet, sending my own urine onto my shorts. I had 4 hours left of school. FML
Today, I got lost, and eventually noticed that I'd passed by the same house a few times. Apparently somebody who lives on that street noticed as well, because the next time I passed by, the police were waiting for me. FML
Today, as I was walking back to my dorm, I looked down and thought, "I wonder why the ground is wet in just this one spot?" Then I got hit with a water balloon. FML
Today, I faked a sore throat for the school nurse so I could go home early. It took my dad the rest of the school day just to get there to pick me up. FML
Today, I found out that my neighbor's son is supposed to be giving me gas money for driving him to school each morning. He's using it to buy drugs instead. FML
Today, I went for a run. I ended up being tackled by two cops, handcuffed, and dragged to the station with no explanation. Turns out a house nearby had been robbed and the best description they got was, "A man running." I didn't even get an apology. FML
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Top comments
briang959 47
Thanks for supporting your local police.
Welshite 40
That's why you don't take powdered sugar to school, kids.
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Comments (51)
holydevil420 10
So does this mean I can keep my weed
blububble412 11
no, it was actually a poptart
guardgirl903 5
My school was drug searched too where are you from?
mmazzaa 16
Sorry I was hungry
djstiv3 15
lol the guy that searched it had the munchies after smoking the pot he stole XD
jude_iscariot 7
Don't give into these fourth amendment violations. You have rights, too. Unless they think you're really breaking the law, they can't search your bags. And they definitely can't steal your lunch.
oy21vey 11
They can if you are on school property. They can search your car, too. Taking the lunch? Yeah, that wasn't cool, but no one was there to witness it and who is going to take it seriously. A high school kid not having lunch for a day is hardly the end of the world.
IHaveThePower 18
1) You cannot stop a dog from investigating hooman food. Happened to me in high school once--they brought in dogs, and I had a bagel I hadn't put away properly, and the damn dog licked my bagel's cream cheese. 2) If said dog tastes the hooman food, the handler needs to buy the hooman a new food.
kirbs19 37
The drug dogs must have been hungry!
Connor1238 6
the one day I had some of the best deer jerky I had ever made and they took it.
Candace7 19
Because policemen have started to think they can do whatever they want & get away with it. Which they are.
cherrycokelove 8
sounds like the drug searching team were high and needed an excuse to jack munchies. you were the closest school :)