blububble412 This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff Sierra Vista, United States

Busted

Today, we had a drug search at school. After the search, we went back inside. My bag was open, and my lunch was gone. FML

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Collection

College Life

Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.

Same thing different taste

Anonymous 27 November 2013, 02:39 Bakersfield, United States

Today, I was searched and questioned at the airport for having an apple. FML

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iloveyoutoomom This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff France

Hands off parenting

Today, my mom had an appointment with my teacher after class. She never showed. My teacher ended up driving me home. FML

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Morgan This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff United States

The ending of Lost explained

Today, I lost my dog. I looked around my neighborhood for hours, and found him under my bed asleep when I got home. FML

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Marcipaud This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff Detroit, United States

Hand me downs

Today, I opened up an English textbook to find someone else's dirty fingernails between the pages. FML

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peedonme This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff New Zealand

Today, I was in the toilet. Some idiots thought it was funny to throw a water balloon into the cubicle. The balloon didn't pop, but fell in the toilet, sending my own urine onto my shorts. I had 4 hours left of school. FML

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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff New Orleans, United States

It's sus to us

Today, I got lost, and eventually noticed that I'd passed by the same house a few times. Apparently somebody who lives on that street noticed as well, because the next time I passed by, the police were waiting for me. FML

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Kirby This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff United States

Red flag

Today, as I was walking back to my dorm, I looked down and thought, "I wonder why the ground is wet in just this one spot?" Then I got hit with a water balloon. FML

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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff Saint Paul, United States

You played yourself

Today, I faked a sore throat for the school nurse so I could go home early. It took my dad the rest of the school day just to get there to pick me up. FML

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mohit This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff

Scammed

Today, I found out that my neighbor's son is supposed to be giving me gas money for driving him to school each morning. He's using it to buy drugs instead. FML

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Anonymous 1 August 2009, 04:30 United States

Suspect

Today, I went for a run. I ended up being tackled by two cops, handcuffed, and dragged to the station with no explanation. Turns out a house nearby had been robbed and the best description they got was, "A man running." I didn't even get an apology. FML