School, Food and Miscellaneous: Busted

Busted

By blububble412 - this FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Sierra Vista

Today, we had a drug search at school. After the search, we went back inside. My bag was open, and my lunch was gone. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2013 02:39 - United States - Bakersfield

Today, I was searched and questioned at the airport for having an apple. FML

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Today, I lost my dog. I looked around my neighborhood for hours, and found him under my bed asleep when I got home. FML

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By Marcipaud - this FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Detroit

Today, I opened up an English textbook to find someone else's dirty fingernails between the pages. FML

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By peedonme - this FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - New Zealand

Today, I was in the toilet. Some idiots thought it was funny to throw a water balloon into the cubicle. The balloon didn't pop, but fell in the toilet, sending my own urine onto my shorts. I had 4 hours left of school. FML

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By Anonymous - this FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - New Orleans

Today, I got lost, and eventually noticed that I'd passed by the same house a few times. Apparently somebody who lives on that street noticed as well, because the next time I passed by, the police were waiting for me. FML

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By Kirby - this FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, as I was walking back to my dorm, I looked down and thought, "I wonder why the ground is wet in just this one spot?" Then I got hit with a water balloon. FML

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By Anonymous - this FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Saint Paul

Today, I faked a sore throat for the school nurse so I could go home early. It took my dad the rest of the school day just to get there to pick me up. FML

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By mohit - this FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff

Today, I found out that my neighbor's son is supposed to be giving me gas money for driving him to school each morning. He's using it to buy drugs instead. FML

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Suspect

By Anonymous - 01/08/2009 04:30 - United States

Today, I went for a run. I ended up being tackled by two cops, handcuffed, and dragged to the station with no explanation. Turns out a house nearby had been robbed and the best description they got was, "A man running." I didn't even get an apology. FML

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briang959 47

Thursday 22 January 2015 16:15

Thanks for supporting your local police.

Welshite 39

Thursday 22 January 2015 16:18

That's why you don't take powdered sugar to school, kids.

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xBaconBitz 10

Saturday 24 January 2015 0:35

Plot twist: they were pot cookies

Ki11erC 18

Saturday 24 January 2015 19:05

Were your drugs still there though?

briang959 47

Sunday 25 January 2015 12:26

Mmmmm. Donuts.

briang959 47

Sunday 25 January 2015 12:27

Look on the bright side. If your lunch was something you didn't want, they saved you from eating it.

wolleiy 3

Monday 26 January 2015 0:01

Well people do get the munchies whilst being high as kites

Julortiz 15

Tuesday 5 May 2015 23:05

Revenge

fmlsams 27

Saturday 23 May 2015 19:33

What exactly did you bring for lunch?? o.O

theblindbandit 13

Tuesday 4 August 2015 23:21

I guess they got hungry.. Or the canines want your lunch.

HalfLit 17

Tuesday 1 August 2017 21:15

Cops are the real bullies.

Wadlaen 23

Tuesday 9 January 2024 22:54

Did you by any chance pack drugs for lunch today?

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