Today, I was at my new apartment. My fiancé was coming home so I filled the apartment with candles and put on some sexy music. When he came up to my door, I answered the door, naked. What I didn't know was that he was bringing his dad to see the new apartment. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I thought it would be romantic to fill my girlfriend's room with scented candles and surprise her when she was done showering. I lied there naked, with Kenny G playing softly. I heard a knock on the door, so I told her to come in. To my surprise it was her mom. FML
Today, the first thing my fiancé did when he walked in the door was to loudly announce all the hot kinky stuff he was about to do to me on the kitchen table. Unfortunately for him my dad, mother and both my brothers had just dropped in for a visit and heard every word he said. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were sexting, and he asked me if I would be naked and waiting for him when he got home. When he told me he was on his way, I took my clothes off and got into bed. What he didn’t tell me was he was bringing friends to pick up a desk from our place for their office. FML
Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML
Today, my new friend and I went out to a concert. When we came back to her house, she ran upstairs and left me alone. Suddenly, a naked man came into my view and I stared at him, horrified. Great way to meet her Dad. FML
Today, I put my sexiest lingerie on, lit candles, put some sensual music on, and got my bed ready to surprise my boyfriend when he came home. I positioned myself in the sexiest pose possible. He came home and didn't come in my room for twenty minutes because of a football game. FML
Today, the guy I like and his friend came home with me to work on a project. I opened my front door and my mum was at the top of the stairs completely naked, bent over, drying her hair with the hairdryer. It took a few moments for her to realise we were there. FML
Today, it was my boyfriend's birthday, and I thought I'd surprise him after work by wearing nothing but a smile on his bed. As I heard someone come in, I had a huge smile on my face. Turns out it was his dad and all his friends. FML
Today, I went over to surprise my girlfriend of two years with flowers and dinner at her apartment. After I knocked, a handsome young man answered the door. Thinking I had the wrong apartment, I apologized, only to hear my girlfriend's voice call from the background, "Baby, who's there?" FML
Today, I awoke to the sound of my dad knocking on my dorm room door for a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks for last night", and leaves. FML
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unibrowicorn 0
I saw one similar to this not long ago. :/ And what do we learn from all of this? Always look before you answer the door I learned that in like,kindergarten.
dca714 0
can you say PEEP HOLE...itll keep his dad from peepin your hole =x
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Dane_fml 0
His dad didn't mind, trust me.
nicholai125 0
umm...peep-hole? or, if all else fails wear a robe (wear clothes?! GASP!) to answer the door. You ever notice how 80% of the dumb-asses on this site are caught naked in really stupid situations. You'd think you'd learn.....
0 3
F your life, who brings their dad to their girl's house? Props for trying to do him a favor You should wear something to open the door though, you couldn't have known it would be his father but it could have been anyone at all.
upsidedown03 0
loolololololololol
dani3oh3 0
ooh bad luck lol well one good thing came out of this, at least you'll always look and wear clothes before you answer the door in future :L
Stephie_fml 0
Jeez, don't you people ever look through the peep holes!?
takran 0
Might want to check who's outside next time. I have heard rumors of things like "windows" or "peep holes" that help with this.
bgarrett178 0
Hey babe, ever consider dropping the zero, and getting with the hero..... Look, im in the NFL, Im a millionare. comment back if youre interested.
skateboarder0297 0
omg, i can imagine dat convo....i bet his dad isnt very fond of u anymor
smbxsway 0
Always look through the peep hole!