Today, I was trying to remove a temporary tattoo my friend put on my cheek. When warm water and soap didn't work, I tried something else. Just so you know, Mr. Clean Magic Erasers do not, in fact, work by magic. Tell that to the massive chemical burn covering half my face. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser will erase the paint right off your wall. FML
Today, my friend convinced me that a staple gun doesn't work on skin. I decided to put this new piece of information to the test. FML
Today, and for the past few days, my skin has been all blotchy and messed up so I tried a new face mask that was supposed to peel off easily. It ended up sticking to my skin like glue. I spent hours in front of the mirror trying to peel it off, one painful sliver at a time. FML
Today, I found a DIY beauty hack online, so as I had nothing better to do and my skin is a mess, I gave it a try. I mixed lemon juice with sugar to exfoliate my face. Little did I know, I had a tiny cut on my cheek. The lemon juice made it feel like my face was on fire. FML
Today, I not only absent-mindedly tried to scrub the natural suntan from my arm, I also spent several long seconds wondering why it wouldn't come free. FML
Today, I tried a DIY face mask that involved using turmeric spice. After keeping it on for 20 minutes, I tried washing it off, but I couldn't get rid of the orange residue it had left behind. Guess who's going to work tomorrow looking like an Oompa Loompa. FML
Today, I thought I could make my own skincare products from scratch, but I ended up with a weird, greasy concoction, which left a red mark on my hands. It's been two hours and the mark is still there, despite several washes. FML
Today, I realized that the tingly feeling on my face when I put a new combination of acne wash, acne medication, and my usual moisturizer on was not, in fact, "it working." It was slowly peeling away the top layer of skin. I look and feel sunburned. I also still have acne and oily skin. FML
Today, I finally got an unsightly mole on my face removed. While I was shaving. FML
Today, I had to be treated for chemical burns, because my mother got the bright idea of using paint thinner to clean me up after I'd painted our living room. FML
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monkeyz0r 0
LOL fail one time i put a backyardigans tattoo on my ass and it stuck to my underwear
Melodious 0
Smart. Not the best idea, now is it? Magic erasers are not for bodies.
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amyjp612 0
I did that with permanent marker that was on my hand when they first came out...by the way, it's definitely NOT on a warning label at all.
alexgisforme3 0
for real...thats stupid. as helll. sorry tho
amyjp612 0
I've done that too. I had permanent marker all over my hands, and they burned for weeks, not to mention I had dry skin to begin with. There is NOTHING on the warning lable about it, and I did it to myself when they first came out. For the others replying, you CAN NOT smell the chemicals in it.
_unknown_ 0
you idiot.
texmas 0
You ******* moron. Everyone with a fraction of a brain in their skull knows that rubbing alcohol works.
Noxious88 0
Baby oil silly, :) YDI
xstaticdelta 6
texmas stole what I would've post "You ******* moron. Everyone with a fraction of a brain in their skull knows that rubbing alcohol works." me now UR A PERFECT DEFINITION OF A RETARD YES A RETARD. YOU HEARD RIGHT RE- TARD go die and make this world a better place
Shlizabeth 0
Lmao, that's hilarious, YDI, but people are being really harsh with their comments.
hales_fml 0
hahahahahahhahahahahahahaaaaaaa
grazynaanka 0
Magic Erasers do not contain any materials that could result in chemical burns. Um ever hear of rubbing alcohol. I mean because that's what you use when you need to remove a temporary tattoo. It's even listed on the directions.