Today, I was trying to remove a temporary tattoo my friend put on my cheek. When warm water and soap didn't work, I tried something else. Just so you know, Mr. Clean Magic Erasers do not, in fact, work by magic. Tell that to the massive chemical burn covering half my face. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser will erase the paint right off your wall. FML
Today, my friend convinced me that a staple gun doesn't work on skin. I decided to put this new piece of information to the test. FML
Today, and for the past few days, my skin has been all blotchy and messed up so I tried a new face mask that was supposed to peel off easily. It ended up sticking to my skin like glue. I spent hours in front of the mirror trying to peel it off, one painful sliver at a time. FML
Today, I found a DIY beauty hack online, so as I had nothing better to do and my skin is a mess, I gave it a try. I mixed lemon juice with sugar to exfoliate my face. Little did I know, I had a tiny cut on my cheek. The lemon juice made it feel like my face was on fire. FML
Today, I not only absent-mindedly tried to scrub the natural suntan from my arm, I also spent several long seconds wondering why it wouldn't come free. FML
Today, I tried a DIY face mask that involved using turmeric spice. After keeping it on for 20 minutes, I tried washing it off, but I couldn't get rid of the orange residue it had left behind. Guess who's going to work tomorrow looking like an Oompa Loompa. FML
Today, I thought I could make my own skincare products from scratch, but I ended up with a weird, greasy concoction, which left a red mark on my hands. It's been two hours and the mark is still there, despite several washes. FML
Today, I realized that the tingly feeling on my face when I put a new combination of acne wash, acne medication, and my usual moisturizer on was not, in fact, "it working." It was slowly peeling away the top layer of skin. I look and feel sunburned. I also still have acne and oily skin. FML
Today, I finally got an unsightly mole on my face removed. While I was shaving. FML
Today, I had to be treated for chemical burns, because my mother got the bright idea of using paint thinner to clean me up after I'd painted our living room. FML
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monkeyz0r 0
LOL fail one time i put a backyardigans tattoo on my ass and it stuck to my underwear
Melodious 0
Smart. Not the best idea, now is it? Magic erasers are not for bodies.
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atmo___sphere 0
at least you could get into the fight club...
VballChill22 0
o mannn ur a idiot dude tht shit comes off with baby oil
everyonehatesyou 0
LOL #3
Synnie 0
I'm sure that, if this did burn off your face, it was doing everyone a favor for their eyes. YDI. ^w^
MonkeySpeaks 4
I take it youve never heard of acetone (nail polish remover)
bubblesbrynn 4
you should never put acetone on your face. it can damage your mucous membranes when it gets close enough. its the same with alcohol but you have more play with that.
ellameno 2
Do you drink bleach too?
dean120028 0
oh my im sorry for that that must really suck
emer_helena 0
To quote #8, "sorry about your face"
lifeislife_fml 0
#4: LMAO backyardigans tattoo on your ass? That's fun.
PockyCrush 0
The Mr. Clean Magic Erasers work by means of chlorine. The stuff that keeps pools clean and sting when you get it in your eyes? TOXIC?